TOP 5 REASONS FOR AVOIDING HELL
1. Accordian/bagpipe music plays 24/7
2.Constant yodeling
3.Endless drum solo's
4.Tattooed,toothless biker chicks
5.Jack the ripper is in charge when the devil is on vacation.
Instructions for life
"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"
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32 Comments:
"Abandon all hope ye who enter here."
Not quite the picture that Dante painted, but i think your version of Hell is little less friendly. I do like bagpipes though. I plan on having them play at my funeral. Must be the 1/64th Irish that all white Americans seem to claim.
Who's the endless drummer?
A reason i don't wanna go
my ex mother in law.
WORD UP, good lyfe lesson, mind ya damn biz LOL, I say Dun worry bout me, worry bout yaself... Samne thing lol, but anyways, good 1 ;-) PEACE
R.M.-the endless drummer is
keith moon.
Frank-ah she wasn't that bad.
Quz Boss-it would be a better
world if everybody would mind
there own business.In my
humble opinion.
Ice,first it was leo now
you're picking on huey
'i want a new drug' lewis.
Come on, he isn't dead
yet.. just his career.lol
bah hell, been there done that :)
I didn't know The Who were Satanists. I would like it was someone like Jon Bonham , but you could be right.
I'm going back to my site to mind my own business.
Wally-I've been to hell
and back myself.
R.M.-no way bonham of
led zeppelin,my all time
favorite rock group.He's
in rock and roll heaven.
Blimey michele, I had no intention of going to hell, now reading that I definately aint going there.. lol
okay, but where do I keep my unichoppercycle?
Pugs-you're too sweet to
go to hell.
otillius- there is no
transportation in hell
my friend.A lot of walking.
I think my ex is down there too. Oh sorry, he is still here on earth. I so agree with your list. Now you have me thinking about that.
Hey I like bagpipe music!!
(OK, not 24/7.)
And I'm a tattooed toothless biker chick.
Welll OK, not really LOL.
Well, if 3 out of 5 involve music, perhaps it's not that bad afterall!
Peace.............
PJ-don't wish this hell on your ex.
Carina-Thanks for stopping by.
Lucy-you'll be good from now on
won't you?
Percy-if i can help save one soul.
Helen-i think it's a lot worse
than this.
I wonder how much the earplugs would be...hmm... :p
Thanks for dropping by my blog, Michele :D I'm just here to say howdy :)
Christa,There are no earplugs
in hell,that's what makes it
hell.
Ooooh tattooed, toothless biker chicks...im there! LMAO just kidding. Yeah I'd say those are good reasons for avoiding hell.
R.U.A.-are you sure you're
kidding lol,you dig
toothless biker chicks huh!
Just popped in to catch up on your comments michele..
Catch ya later.
Pugs are you stalking me....lol
would you be flattered if someone was stalking you?
No r.m. not really,i did
that as a teenager and got
in big trouble would never
do it again. Love gone wild.
tattooed, toothless biker chicks all clamouring for me
Brrrr, i will be good, Jesus
Saby,i knew you would
be one for toothless
biker chicks...lol
The real reson is Ill be there waiting for ya. If you have hurt women or kids. Ill be waiting for you. SOK we got eternity to work it out. see ya there pals. Michell your an Angel so I ll never see ya there.:)
Wally have no intentions on
going to hell,it's been a rough
ride here on earth.
I've been married a couple of times, I could be a tour guide in hell! ...I feel like I know the place like the back of my hand!
:]
sounds like a weekend in dallas..
Star i don't think you want
to be a tour guide in hell.
There aren't any cool
vacationing spots.
Yellowdog-it sounds a lot
like pomona californa instead
of bagpipes we have mariachi
music.Oh the humanity!
How about eating lots of bananas?
Uhhhh, Top Five Reasons for Avoiding Hell:
1. Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven" on an endless muzak loop.
2. I'm from Detroit, and Hell, MI is just not easily accessible from any freeway.
3. As evidenced by IT2M, no one would get my jokes.
4. It's just a guess, but there's probably no whitewater rafting in Hell.
5. Who wants to hang out at a lawyer convention?
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