FIRE WHAT TO DO:
During a recent ecumenical gathering,
a secretary rushed in shouting,
"The building is on fire!"
The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.
The Baptists cried,"Where is the water?"
The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings fire brings.
The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring fire was evil.
The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.
The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.
The Congregationalists shouted"Every man for Himself!"
The Fundamentalists proclaimed,"It's the vengeance of God!
The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.
The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.
The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint
a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.
The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.
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31 Comments:
Interesting how common sense can solve most threats.
Michele
You probably wouldn't like
me. I don't really have relationships with women.
Our relationship will probably go no further than
the physical...
This post I can appreciate. :O)
Hahaha, that's too good. Aww themachine gun kitty had to go..his mommy had to have him committed to the psych ward...so my lil psycho pussers Taz is now my avatar and sidebar photo.
hmmm.. I agree with angel on that one, funny how young people get brainwashed into their beliefs.
What has happened to one's own mind?
Michele lol no fair your a sexy republican!
HEH HEH, FUNNY
ROFL PASS THE PLATE LMAO GREAT ARTICLE!
Angel JR-It's what's missing
in the world today,good old
common sense.
Saby- you're a handfull!
Red- i live for you and your
happiness.
Donna- i loved that rebel cat
without a cause.
Pugs-people are mostly out of their minds these days,except
for you and i of course.wink wink
Wally-glad you appreciated the
post,and yes it's true i am one
of them...everybody run!
Gotta love it. heh heh heh.
I would attend your church of level-headed practicalism. We could all join hands and sing Kum-by-yah (or however that's spelled).
What do you think of handsome, quasi-Libertarians?
I wonder what a Scientologist would do...sorry, I'm being glib.
Cube-thanks for stopping by
R.M- i think they would be
standing in the mirror,
talking about how great
they are. Singing que sera sera.
Dr blog- the scientologist
would be in a state of denile.
What fire? Stop taking drugs
and this type of stuff wouldn't
happen.Now let tom talk.
heehee
secretaries rule the world.
Thank God 4 secretaries!!!
I bet she was a blonde!
;]
Ender- don't get carried away.
Star- i don't know she could
have been a brunette,hey it's
possible.
Yep mimi they sure are,truly
the backbone of america.
u americans got it all rong as usual
first prevent a fire from happening
then have a disaster management and control system in place in the event a fire happens even then
have a host of dumb blondes loaded with beer laden kidneys
after extinguishing the fire
investigate wat went rong in the fire prevntion system
find out root cause/s
take corrective action to prevent recurrence which means redesigning the fire prevention system
this is PDCA cycle of Deming
u guys didnt lissen to him
the japanese did
and fucked up GM and Ford and the entire automobile industry in america
Saby- stop picking on america,
don't be a hater be a
congraulator.We run circles
around you and we don't
worship rats.Plus we're
sick of curry!
Brilliant :-) Thanks for the visit, sent you an email.
Gotta love the efficiency behind Saby's Indian bureaucracy. I guess that gives them time to sit around and watch a two-day cricket match.
I prefer German cars anyway.
Hi jackie, received your email,
i'm going to try it.I'm just
scared of new things.
R.M. saby has serious issues
maybe it's the water.LOL
Check out the delicious scoop on SABY at http://it-committee-n-community.blogspot.com/
Lovingly,
ITCC
Michele you light up this old fools life when you stop my blog ty Sexy!
I&C could you really be saby?
Wally-you're special by now,
i like the way you think.
OK Michele
am sorry
GOD BLESS AMERICA
esp. Michele
May i have a cup of coffee now?
Jazzed up
its coffee time in india
i am sick of curry too
hence i visit u in america
Well it's nighttime in california.The coffee nazi
says" NO COFFEE FOR YOU!
Get out of the line saby.
Damn!
u in bed?
want another 100 comments?
i got time to kill
hits r.m. largent on the head wid a baseball bat
DUMMY, a cricket match is 5 days
Curious!
What does the Jehovah's Witness Do?
Jehovah Witness begin to fan
the fire with their holy
watchtowers.
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