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FIRE WHAT TO DO:
During a recent ecumenical gathering,
a secretary rushed in shouting,
"The building is on fire!"

The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.
The Baptists cried,"Where is the water?"
The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings fire brings.
The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.
The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.
The Congregationalists shouted"Every man for Himself!"
The Fundamentalists proclaimed,"It's the vengeance of God!

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.
The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.
The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint
a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

34 Comments:

Blogger angel, jr. said...

Interesting how common sense can solve most threats.

9:43 AM  
Blogger saby said...

Michele

You probably wouldn't like
me. I don't really have relationships with women.
Our relationship will probably go no further than
the physical...

12:01 PM  
Blogger Red said...

This post I can appreciate. :O)

12:01 PM  
Blogger Donna said...

Hahaha, that's too good. Aww themachine gun kitty had to go..his mommy had to have him committed to the psych ward...so my lil psycho pussers Taz is now my avatar and sidebar photo.

12:10 PM  
Blogger Pugs said...

hmmm.. I agree with angel on that one, funny how young people get brainwashed into their beliefs.
What has happened to one's own mind?

1:38 PM  
Blogger Wally Banners said...

Michele lol no fair your a sexy republican!

1:44 PM  
Blogger Shane said...

HEH HEH, FUNNY

1:44 PM  
Blogger Wally Banners said...

ROFL PASS THE PLATE LMAO GREAT ARTICLE!

1:45 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Angel JR-It's what's missing
in the world today,good old
common sense.

Saby- you're a handfull!

Red- i live for you and your
happiness.

Donna- i loved that rebel cat
without a cause.

Pugs-people are mostly out of their minds these days,except
for you and i of course.wink wink

Wally-glad you appreciated the
post,and yes it's true i am one
of them...everybody run!

2:01 PM  
Blogger cube said...

Gotta love it. heh heh heh.

2:26 PM  
Blogger r.m. largent said...

I would attend your church of level-headed practicalism. We could all join hands and sing Kum-by-yah (or however that's spelled).

What do you think of handsome, quasi-Libertarians?

2:28 PM  
Blogger Dr. Blogstein said...

I wonder what a Scientologist would do...sorry, I'm being glib.

4:13 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Cube-thanks for stopping by

R.M- i think they would be
standing in the mirror,
talking about how great
they are. Singing que sera sera.

Dr blog- the scientologist
would be in a state of denile.
What fire? Stop taking drugs
and this type of stuff wouldn't
happen.Now let tom talk.

4:33 PM  
Anonymous ender said...

heehee

secretaries rule the world.

6:49 PM  
Blogger starbender said...

Thank God 4 secretaries!!!
I bet she was a blonde!
;]

7:26 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Ender- don't get carried away.

Star- i don't know she could
have been a brunette,hey it's
possible.

7:47 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

LMAO! Love it! Sereteries are the brains of every operation it seems.

7:47 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Yep mimi they sure are,truly
the backbone of america.

7:51 PM  
Blogger saby said...

u americans got it all rong as usual

first prevent a fire from happening

then have a disaster management and control system in place in the event a fire happens even then
have a host of dumb blondes loaded with beer laden kidneys

after extinguishing the fire

investigate wat went rong in the fire prevntion system

find out root cause/s

take corrective action to prevent recurrence which means redesigning the fire prevention system

this is PDCA cycle of Deming
u guys didnt lissen to him

the japanese did
and fucked up GM and Ford and the entire automobile industry in america

9:08 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Saby- stop picking on america,
don't be a hater be a
congraulator.We run circles
around you and we don't
worship rats.Plus we're
sick of curry!

9:14 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

Brilliant :-) Thanks for the visit, sent you an email.

12:11 PM  
Blogger r.m. largent said...

Gotta love the efficiency behind Saby's Indian bureaucracy. I guess that gives them time to sit around and watch a two-day cricket match.

I prefer German cars anyway.

1:27 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Hi jackie, received your email,
i'm going to try it.I'm just
scared of new things.

R.M. saby has serious issues
maybe it's the water.LOL

2:15 PM  
Blogger itcommittee&community said...

Check out the delicious scoop on SABY at http://it-committee-n-community.blogspot.com/

Lovingly,

ITCC

4:12 PM  
Blogger Wally Banners said...

Michele you light up this old fools life when you stop my blog ty Sexy!

5:04 PM  
Blogger michele said...

I&C could you really be saby?

Wally-you're special by now,
i like the way you think.

7:49 PM  
Blogger saby said...

OK Michele
am sorry

GOD BLESS AMERICA
esp. Michele

May i have a cup of coffee now?
Jazzed up

its coffee time in india

i am sick of curry too
hence i visit u in america

8:42 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Well it's nighttime in california.The coffee nazi
says" NO COFFEE FOR YOU!
Get out of the line saby.

9:09 PM  
Blogger saby said...

Damn!



u in bed?
want another 100 comments?
i got time to kill

11:00 PM  
Blogger saby said...

hits r.m. largent on the head wid a baseball bat

DUMMY, a cricket match is 5 days

11:03 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I LOVE this post!

3:46 AM  
Blogger Fat Pants said...

So the secretary was an agnostic?

6:50 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

Curious!

What does the Jehovah's Witness Do?

8:35 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Jehovah Witness begin to fan
the fire with their holy
watchtowers.

9:05 AM  

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