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LAUGHTER IS MEDICINE FOR THE SOUL
Laura bush died and went to heaven, she
was met by st.peter at the pearly gates.
She noticed all these clocks behind him
and ask what they were.St.Peter replied
they were lie clocks everyone has one.

This one belongs to mother teresa it hasn't
moved because she never told a lie,that one
over there belongs to Abe Lincoln his only
move once,he only told one lie in his life.

Laura then asked where was George's clock.
St.Peter replied it's in jesus office,he's using
it for a ceiling fan.

40 Comments:

Blogger Matthew S. Urdan said...

hahahahahahahhahahahahah

7:53 PM  
Anonymous cc said...

That's the funniest bush joke
I've ever seen.

7:26 AM  
Blogger Pugs said...

lol.. just brilliant michele, you never let us down.
As for bm.. yes I sent them another email with my stats, rank and credits. I expect they will all have a shock with the credits I have built up over time.. still waiting to see what happens.
I expect it's my credits that they have been spreading amongst the others.. lol

8:01 AM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

ROFLMAO! Brilliant!

8:45 AM  
Blogger plusultra said...

They should definitely start a windmill farm at the whitehouse and harness all the hot air blowing out of there. Thanks for the joke Michelle, I needed a good laugh. I am a big fan(that never moves more than twice a day)

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Ed Bacchus said...

Don't forget to mention that the fan is on the highest rotation level.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous starbender said...

Ouch! hahaaa! poor george!
:o

1:45 PM  
Blogger PJ said...

Haha. I haven't heard that one. Love it. Thanks for visiting today and come back.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Crazy Dan said...

I have heard this before only it was about masterbation.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Babs said...

That's a good one!!!

4:05 PM  
Anonymous jafer said...

Very cute. I wish I could remember jokes (so I could tell them to other people) :)

5:15 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Jafer if it's a good joke you'll
remember it.

5:20 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Matt-it's about time you visit

CC thanks

Pugs I'm glad everything is okay on bm.

Ed you have a point but i already assumed it was on the fastest speed.

Star my friend yea poor george
taking a big dip in the approval
rating.

P.J thanks glad you enjoyed it
heaven knows when i'll come up with another good one.

Crazy dan trying to imagine that.

Babs hope everything is well with you,happy i made you laugh

5:27 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Plus glad i made you laugh you
make me laugh too.

5:38 PM  
Blogger yellowdog granny said...

ahh bless you my child..the Goddess smiles on thee...

6:55 PM  
Anonymous ken said...

I haven't laughed so hard in hours. Thanks.

7:34 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Yellowdog thanks for the blessing
and all the people say amen.

Ken glad you enjoyed it.

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Tricia said...

That's a good one. :)

12:57 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

LOL Very cute!

1:26 AM  
Blogger Matthew S. Urdan said...

"WHERE'S MATT? CLUE" I-70 east to...

2:53 AM  
Blogger r.m. largent said...

Heard the same one using the Clinton's. It's the same for all politicians!

6:11 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Tricia thanks glad you enjoyed it.

Mr. Fabulous-thanks i'll be by for a visit.

Matt -I'm playing and wondering
I held the chalice the last time.
I didn't know it,i'm not the sharpest pencil in the box.

R.M.- Yea i guess that would work for clinton,but not as well as it works for bush.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous kristarella said...

Yeh, I've heard that one before, but probably with a different person lying.

Have you found Matt yet?

6:55 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Why do people feel the need to tell you they heard something before? There is nothing new under the sun.But hearing with a twist is special. No i do not know where matt is.

7:35 PM  
Blogger Dramedy Girl said...

Love this joke! I'm sending my family this way so they can have a laugh too!

9:31 PM  
Anonymous ender said...

oh that is HYSTERICAL ... this is now my favourite joke ever.

4:23 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Shelly spread the love and the laughter.

ender thanks your opinion means a lot.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Wally Banners said...

ROFL CELING FAN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1:49 PM  
Blogger saby said...

SHUCKS

i tot u said George's cock.

6:47 PM  
Blogger saby said...

VEST's CLOCK cud make a plane fly

He lied about IZZY DAVE

He lied about ROYAL NAVY
he worked as a cook on a cruise liner

His COCK was measured in cms when he claimed 9 inches

6:52 PM  
Blogger ICECOLDCOKE said...

yet another cracker there from the mind of michele....put down the clayderman lp and burn your paris hilton single mate..aw the best and may you never suffer from cluster headaches

11:42 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Ice i never heard of clayderman,
and i cringe at the thought of
listening to paris hilton.

Stop listening to black sabbath
albums,they're messing up your
head maybe that's the cause
of your cluster headaches too.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Vest said...

according to Keshie, our dear treasured friend and asshole the blog world is no more he was cremated yesterday, the old suttee suttee burning ritual,saby was so full of piss they had problems keeping the fire going. It could be true as he hasn't called to insult me for three days.

9:59 PM  
Blogger Vest said...

nothing Saby, but I am you stinking Fucking turd, I am Vest Junior, I swear; and it does not bother me greatly.
My father vest;
25 years British Navy. retired as CPO G/M on pension aged 40
Served at sea at 16.5 years of age on the battleship HMS King George V during WW2, for 2yrs 8 months, in the atlantic mediterranean INDIAN OCEAN ie trincomalee,S/L,
pacific with U/S Navy Op/iceberg.plus Okinawa landings.third ship into Tokyo at end of war, dont talk to him about blood and guts and fucking kamikases he's seen more of that shit you could poke a stick at.not only that, he did have lots of other inoxious life threatening duties plus he served in the Korean war too, and Saby he has more fucking medals than a Cuban General, my dad has done more for this fucked up world than you could dream of. he is a great father and husband of my mother for 53 years and the word Guts was named after him, so go boil your head Saby, do something useful with your sordid life, C.L.B, vest junior.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Vest said...

SABYS CLOCK WOULD POWER THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.

THE SHITE SQUEEZED FROM SABY WOULD SUFFICE TO FERTILIZE EVERY ARID SPACE ON EARTH.

HIS MOUTH WOULD PROVIDE HANGAR SPACE FOR THE CONCORDE'S

HIS EYES HAVE THE VISION AND DIRECTION OF A FART.

A BRAIN OF LEAD.

HIS BODY A CONCENTRATION OF LARD.

SADLY HE IS DEAD, REALLY DEAD.

MAYBE HIS CLONES LIVE ON?

7:16 AM  
Blogger Vest said...

michele. Thanks for visiting.

Love your timeless jokes for all seasons and occasions, all you have to do is find a current fall guy.

7:31 AM  
Blogger Vest said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7:31 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Vest all i can say is i hope
it's true.

8:01 AM  
Blogger Pugs said...

Hmmm! I dunno what to make of this!
Perhaps saby has turned over a new leaf!
Things have been quiet over on the Extra for a few days as well!
Time will tell I suppose..
Fingers crossed.

8:52 AM  
Blogger Pugs said...

Oh I almost forgot michele.. go to bm homepage, have a look at the daily recognition part.. hehe!
Blog of the Day!
Wonders will never cease... lol

9:32 AM  

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