JAZZ COFFEE

JAZZ COFFEE CLASSIC VINYL RECORDS FOR SALE.COFFEE RECIPES, CONTEST,A BIT OF HUMOUR ONCE IN AWHILE A SPONTANEOUS POLITICAL COMMENTARY THROUGH THE EYES OF THE COOL... JAZZ COFFEE HAVE A CUP!

20090825


YOUR ONE STOP FOR ALL THINGS VINYL.
IF I DON'T HAVE IT,I CAN GET IT !
CONTACT ME ANYTIME ABOUT MY LIST OF RECORDS.

ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS JAZZ KNOWS
THAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
IT'S TOO COMPLICATED. THAT'S
WHAT'S SO SIMPLE ABOUT IT..M.L.B

KENNY G WALKS INTO AN ELEVATOR AND SAYS
"MAN , THIS PLACE IS HAPPENING !''

PLAY NAME THAT TUNE
SCROLL DOWN FOR DETAILS
DRINK COFFEE!
DO STUPID THINGS FASTER
"WITH MORE ENERGY''

More music @
http://www.recordcity.blogspot.com/
http://www.albums.blogspot.com/
http://www.recordrecords.blogspot.com/
http://www.rockalbums.blogspot.com/
http://www.sweetsoulmusic.blogspot.com/
http://www.jazzcentral.blogspot.com/

NAME THAT TUNE
Win a 45 record at http://www.45records.blogspot.com/
KEEP ROCKIN' AN KEEP KNOCKIN'
WHETHER YOU LOUIS VUITTON IT UP
OR REEBOKIN.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE IN LOVE LIKE THIS
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU MY MIND GOES ON A TRIP
THEN YOU CAME IN,AND KNOCKED ME ON MY FACE
FEELS LIKE I'M IN A RACE
BUT ALREADY WON FIRST PLACE...
GOOD LUCK!

EMAIL ANSWER @ mdzpp@aol.com
LAST WEEKS WINNER...
ANSWER-THE AIR THAT I BREATHE-THE HOLLIES
WINNER-DALE RICHARDSON-OJAI,CALIF.
winner must wait 30 days to play again.

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WANNA BE ON TOP, WANNA PLAY WITH ME?
SCROLL DOWN AND PLAY AT STACY'S
TRIVIA, IT SHARPENS YOUR MIND AND IT'S FUN!

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GOLD PRICES
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HOW RECESSIONS WORK
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PERSONALITY TEST...YOUR SECRET SELF
www.rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/6223/

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOUR WEBSITE TO LOAD?
www.numion.com/stopwatch/

THIS IS AWESOME!
TRACK THIS GUY,HE PLANS
TO SAIL THE WORLD SOLO,AND
HE'S ONLY 16. GOOD LUCK ZAC!
HIS BLOG www.zacsunderland.com/blog/
http://www.zacsunderland.com/

WHAT FAMOUS LEADER ARE YOU?
TAKE THE TEST.
http://similarminds.com/othertests.html

ESCAPE
THE U.S. AIR FORCE USES THIS
TO HELP FIGHTER PILOTS.
THEY ARE EXPECTED TO LAST AT
LEAST 2 MINUTES.THIS GAME WILL
HELP YOU TO APPRECIATE THE VALUE
OF A FRACTION OF A SECOND.
www.probabilityof.com/escape.shtml

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20090814

RECUPERATION...

I THINK I'M PASSING A KIDNEY STONE,
IT'S BEEN EXCRUCIATING PAIN.I HAVEN'T HAD
ANY APPETITE FOR 3 WEEKS,AND SELF
MEDICATING MYSELF.
I'LL WRITE ABOUT IT IN THE FUTURE,IF I LIVE,
FOR NOW IT'S TIME TO LAY DOWN.

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE KIND EMAILS,
THEY ARE TRUELY APPRECIATED.:)


20090731

HOUSTON,WE HAVE A PROBLEM...

20090714

ROCK & ROLL HEAVEN...
MIKE-WOW THIS IS BETTER THAN NEVERLAND.
MARVIN GAYE-WHAT'S GOING ON?
MIKE- I DON'T KNOW THE LAST THING I
REMEMBER WAS MY DOCTOR INJECTING
ME WITH SOMETHING.

MARVIN- YEA THE LAST THING I REMEMEBER
WAS MY DADDY AIMING A GUN AT ME. I LOOKED
AT MOM SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH THAT LOOK
IN HER EYES,LIKE YOU DONE F##KED UP NOW!

ELVIS-THE LAST THING I REMEMBER, I WAS
SITTING ON THE TOILET EATING A BANANA
BACON SANDWICH. LISA MARIE WANTED SOME SO
I HID IN THE BATHROOM,I WASN'T ABOUT
TO SHARE IT.

OTIS REDDING -LAST THING I REMEMBER WAS
SITTING ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY.

MAMA CASS- I WAS SITTING IN BED EATING A
HAM SANDWICH,WHEN I CHOKED ON A PICKLE.
GOT DAMNIT! I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED TUNA.

SAM COOKE- I WENT TO MEET THIS HOTTIE AT THIS
HOTEL NEAR DOWNTOWN L.A. I GOT SHOT TO DEATH,
AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE BIG BOOBS! IF I COULD
TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME.

KIRK COBAIN- I MARRIED COURTNEY LOVE...NUFF SAID!

20090706

GOOGLE SUCKS!

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CAN'T SEE
MY GOOGLE GAGETS AT THE END OF
THE PAGE, REFRESH THE PAGE.

GOOGLE APPARENTLY BROKE SOMETHING
WHEN THEY WERE TRYING TO DO SOMETHING
NEW. CAN'T YOU LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE,
DAMN SERGIO! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD IF IT
AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT, AND YOU CALL
YOURSELF A GENUIS?

20090702

THE DOCTORS:

THERE'S THIS NEW SHOW CALLED
THE DOCTORS ON TELEVISION.
I WANT TO ASK THE DOCTORS
SOME QUESTIONS BUT I'M SKEERED
OF THEIR ANSWERS.
1. WHY WHEN YOU PEE,EMPTY YOUR BLADDER
YOU SIT THERE LISTENING TO A JAM ON THE
RADIO AND A MINUTE GOES BY AND YOU'RE
PISSING AGAIN? MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.

2.WHY IS IT I STAY HOT ALL THE TIME?
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BRAGGING HOW
HOT I AM...NOW IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENED.;(

3.WHY WHEN YOU STOP SMOKING, SOMETHING
HAPPENS, TO MAKE YOU START BACK?
YOU KNOW, LIKE ALMOST RUNNING OVER A PUPPY.

4.WHY AM I SCARED OF FUNERALS?
I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT, WHEN I
WAS A KID MY SISTER INTRODUCED ME TO
THE CONCEPT OF DEATH. HER BEST FRIEND
SHIRLEY DIED AND SHE MADE ME GO TO
THE FUNERAL HOME WITH HER TO VIEW THE BODY.
THERE WAS SHIRLEY IN HER MOO MOO DEAD, SHE
WAS A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN.
I DON'T CARE IF NO ONE SHOWS UP AT MY FUNERAL
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO,RISE UP AND SAY WHERE
IN THE HELL IS EVERYBODY AT?I'M NOT GOING TO
MY OWN FUNERAL AND NO ONE CAN MAKE ME..NANANANANA!

5.WHY DO I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
WITH DRY MOUTH?
WHAT,HAVE I REACHED THE AGE THAT I HAVE
TO BE CONSTANTLY LUBRICATED?

20090625

BYE MIKE...

I GREW UP WITH YOU,I WANT YOU BACK,
ABC,THE LOVE YOU SAVE,I'LL BE THERE,
BEN ONLY YOU COULD SING A LOVE SONG
ABOUT A RAT. MY FAVORITE SONG WAS
WHO'S LOVING YOU.I MET ONE JACKSON
IN MY LIFE AND THAT WAS TITO IN
DOWNTOWN L.A. WITH HIS WIFE.IN HIGH
SCHOOL I USE TO LIE AND SAY THEY WERE
MY COUSINS AND SMOKEY ROBINSON WAS
MY UNCLE.HEY! I WAS SKINNY AND HAD
ACNE, I NEEDED AN EDGE TO GET SOME.;)

SAM COOKE,JACKIE WILSON, MARVIN GAYE,
BARRY WHITE, TUPAC, LUTHER, AALIYAH
RAY CHARLES SO MANY.REST IN PEACE MIKE YOU WERE
LOVED.THERE IS A ROCK N' ROLL HEAVEN THE RIGHTEOUS
BROTHERS SUNG ABOUT IT.:)

Barack Obama in '08

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