THE DOCTORS:

THERE'S THIS NEW SHOW CALLED
THE DOCTORS ON TELEVISION.
I WANT TO ASK THE DOCTORS
SOME QUESTIONS BUT I'M SKEERED
OF THEIR ANSWERS.
1. WHY WHEN YOU PEE,EMPTY YOUR BLADDER
YOU SIT THERE LISTENING TO A JAM ON THE
RADIO AND A MINUTE GOES BY AND YOU'RE
PISSING AGAIN? MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.

2.WHY IS IT I STAY HOT ALL THE TIME?
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BRAGGING HOW
HOT I AM...NOW IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENED.;(

3.WHY WHEN YOU STOP SMOKING, SOMETHING
HAPPENS, TO MAKE YOU START BACK?
YOU KNOW, LIKE ALMOST RUNNING OVER A PUPPY.

4.WHY AM I SCARED OF FUNERALS?
I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT, WHEN I
WAS A KID MY SISTER INTRODUCED ME TO
THE CONCEPT OF DEATH. HER BEST FRIEND
SHIRLEY DIED AND SHE MADE ME GO TO
THE FUNERAL HOME WITH HER TO VIEW THE BODY.
THERE WAS SHIRLEY IN HER MOO MOO DEAD, SHE
WAS A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN.
I DON'T CARE IF NO ONE SHOWS UP AT MY FUNERAL
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO,RISE UP AND SAY WHERE
IN THE HELL IS EVERYBODY AT?I'M NOT GOING TO
MY OWN FUNERAL AND NO ONE CAN MAKE ME..NANANANANA!

5.WHY DO I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
WITH DRY MOUTH?
WHAT,HAVE I REACHED THE AGE THAT I HAVE
TO BE CONSTANTLY LUBRICATED?