DEVIL OR ANGEL?

LAST WEEK I FOUND A WALLET FULL
OF CASH,CREDIT CARDS,ID'S ETC, IN
MY BANKS PARKING LOT.
I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE SUPERMARKET,
AND I WAS THINKING,I'M GOING TO GET
ME SOME OF THOSE $14.00 CRAB LEGS.
MY VERY OWN STIMULUS PACKAGE,
LUCKEY ME!:)

WHENEVER I HEAR ON THE NEWS OF PEOPLE
FINDING MONEY AND TURNING IT IN, I WOULD
SAY "THEY'RE STUPID".
I GREW UP AS A KID WITH THE FINDERS KEEPERS
LOUSER WEEPERS MENTALITY.
IF YOU FOUND MONEY IT'S YOURS,IT WAS MEANT
TO BE.

I WAS GOING TO KEEP THE MONEY AND PUT THE
WALLET AND IT'S CONTENTS IN A MAIL BOX.
A DEVIL WAS ON ONE SHOULDER THE ANGEL
WAS ON THE OTHER.
THE DEVIL WAS TELLING ME, KEEP IT.
THE ANGEL WAS TELLING ME,THAT IT WOULD BE WRONG.
I STARTED TO LOOK THROUGH THE WALLET AND
CAME UPON THEIR DRIVERS LICENSE,AND SAW THEIR
FACE. SHE WAS A SENIOR,WHITE, AND DISABLED.

GUESS WHAT I DID? WHERE SHE LIVED WASN'T
FAR AWAY SO I DECIDED TO,DRUMROLL... TAKE
IT TO HER MYSELF.
WHEN I ARRIVED AT HER HOUSE,SHE TOOK FOREVER
TO ANSWER THE DOOR.
SHE SAID MAY I HELP YOU, I SAID NO BUT I CAN HELP
YOU AND PULLED OUT HER WALLET.

SHE TOOK THE WALLET AND LOOKED THROUGH IT
AND STARTED TO CRY, I GUESS IT WAS TEARS OF JOY.
SHE INVITED ME IN AND ASKED ME IF I WANTED SOME
TEA. I TOLD HER NO,MAYBE SOME WINE,BEER, OR
MOONSHINE BUT THAT TEA STUFF WILL KILL YOU.
SHE STARTED CRACKING UP,I WAS NOT ONLY A HERO,
I MADE HER LAUGH.
I TOLD HER I HAD TO BE GOING, SHE SAID LET
ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING AND TOOK $20.00 OUT
OF THE WALLET. I TOLD HER NO SHE DIDN'T
NEED TO GIVE ME ANYTHING,SHE SAID HOW
LUCKEY SHE WAS FOR A PERSON LIKE ME TO
HAVE FOUND HER WALLET.

I FELT SPECIAL INSIDE, THE REST OF THE DAY,
WELL I FEEL SPECIAL EVERYDAY,BUT REALLY
THAT DAY.
SO WHAT'S THE SCORE?
DEVIL O ANGEL 1
I LOVE MYSELF SO MUCH!:)