MY FUNNY BROWNIES...

I MADE SOME ENHANCED BROWNIES
THE OTHER DAY. I USUALLY LEAVE
MUFFINS ON THE TABLE FOR MY MOM,THAT
SHE EATS WITH HER COFFEE IN THE MORNING.

I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY BROWNIES NEXT TO
HER MUFFINS, NEXT DAY IT WAS OBVIOUS
SHE ATE A BROWNIE.

WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO?
ALL KIND OF THOUGHTS RAN THROUGH MY
HEAD. WILL SHE FLIP OUT? WILL SHE CALL
THE POLICE ON ME? WILL SHE EAT UP ALL
MY SNACKS? PLUS SHE WAS ACTING COOL
AND WANTED TO TRY ON MY SUNGLASSES.
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DID I CREATE?

I MONITORED HER BEHAVIOR,
1. SHE HAD THE MUNCHIES BIG TIME, IT SEEMS
SHE WAS EATING EVERY 10 MINUTES.

2.SHE WAS NICE TO ME,AND THAT'S RARE.
I'M USUALLY THE RED HEADED DEVIL
STEP CHILD.:(

3.SHE STAYED IN THE BATHROOM LONGER
THAN USUAL,I HAVE THE RADIO ON IN THERE
I THINK SHE WASN'T GOING TO LEAVE UNTIL
LET'S GET IT ON WAS THROUGH.THEN SHE CAME
SWAGGING OUT...WHAT?

GAWD I HOPE SHE DOESN'T BECOME A JUNKIE
I AM NOT ABOUT TO SHARE MY SNACKS! TOUCH
MY RED VELVET CUPCAKES WITH CREAM CHEESE
ICING AND YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE OLD WOMAN!;)