ROCK & ROLL HEAVEN...
MIKE-WOW THIS IS BETTER THAN NEVERLAND.
MARVIN GAYE-WHAT'S GOING ON?
MIKE- I DON'T KNOW THE LAST THING I
REMEMBER WAS MY DOCTOR INJECTING
ME WITH SOMETHING.

MARVIN- YEA THE LAST THING I REMEMEBER
WAS MY DADDY AIMING A GUN AT ME. I LOOKED
AT MOM SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH THAT LOOK
IN HER EYES,LIKE YOU DONE F##KED UP NOW!

ELVIS-THE LAST THING I REMEMBER, I WAS
SITTING ON THE TOILET EATING A BANANA
BACON SANDWICH. LISA MARIE WANTED SOME SO
I HID IN THE BATHROOM,I WASN'T ABOUT
TO SHARE IT.

OTIS REDDING -LAST THING I REMEMBER WAS
SITTING ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY.

MAMA CASS- I WAS SITTING IN BED EATING A
HAM SANDWICH,WHEN I CHOKED ON A PICKLE.
GOT DAMNIT! I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED TUNA.

SAM COOKE- I WENT TO MEET THIS HOTTIE AT THIS
HOTEL NEAR DOWNTOWN L.A. I GOT SHOT TO DEATH,
AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE BIG BOOBS! IF I COULD
TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME.

KIRK COBAIN- I MARRIED COURTNEY LOVE...NUFF SAID!