LAUGHTER IS MEDICINE FOR THE SOUL
Laura bush died and went to heaven, she
was met by st.peter at the pearly gates.
She noticed all these clocks behind him
and ask what they were.St.Peter replied
they were lie clocks everyone has one.

This one belongs to mother teresa it hasn't
moved because she never told a lie,that one
over there belongs to Abe Lincoln his only
move once,he only told one lie in his life.

Laura then asked where was George's clock.
St.Peter replied it's in jesus office,he's using
it for a ceiling fan.