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GOT SQUARE BALLS?
A Little old lady walked into a bank with a
bag of money.She insisted on talking with
the bank president,on opening an account.
The bank president asked her how much
she wanted to deposit.She replied $165,000,
and dumped the cash on the desk.

Where did you get this money the president asked"
Old lady-i make bets
Banker-what kind of bets?
Old lady-i'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square.
He laughed and said that was a stupid bet,
you could never win.

The old lady said well you will take the bet?
The banker says, i'll bet $25,000 that my balls aren't square.
Old ladys says since there's a lot of money can i bring my
lawyer tommorrow at 10:a.m. as a witness?
Sure the banker replies.

That night the banker stayed in the mirror,
checking things out,there was no way he
would lose this bet.The next morning at 10:a.m.
the old lady and her lawyer showed up.
She introduced the lawyer to the banker,
and repeated the deal $25,000 says the
bankers balls are square.They all agree.

The old lady asked him to drop his pants,
the president complied.She asked if could
feel them.The banker says sure $25,000
is a lot of money. Just then he noticed
that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.

The banker asks what the heck is wrong with your lawyer?
The old lady replies,i bet him $100,000 that at 10:a.m.
i'd have the president of the bank balls in my hand.

34 Comments:

Blogger saby said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10:20 PM  
Blogger Wally Banners said...

Michele your so wise for such a young lady!

10:29 PM  
Blogger Jerine said...

well...i ate sqaure fishball before... is that consider a square ball?

12:39 AM  
Blogger r.m. largent said...

Dude, seriously, that one was one of the funnier ones i've read. I can't even come up with anything witty.

Just that i don't understand why Saby tries to steal your thunder all the time.

9:51 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

I love that one!

10:32 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Saby- Tell jokes on your own site,
and besides i am not amused!

Wally-thanks lord knows i try.

Jerine-I guess so.lol

R.M-Glad you enjoyed it.
Saby needs a good spanking,
then again he might like it.

Mimi-thanks, deep inside
i'm a comedian.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

Hehehehahaha

WoooW

Didn't see that one coming!

That was good!

WOW

11:22 AM  
Blogger big-al said...

hehehehehe yo michele that was a real good one.
i needed that :-)
thanks


peace

11:40 AM  
Blogger thebluechild said...

Good one!!! Wasn't expecting that!!!

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats a good business model.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Pugs said...

Ha!Ha! Wish I had that Little Old Ladies talent, didn't expect that ending michele... LOL

1:41 PM  
Blogger PJ said...

LOL I love your posts.

2:05 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Charles-glad you enjoyed it,
i need to take this show on the road.

Big Al- just what i needed,
"The Cars" thanks for the
lessons.

Blue Child- thanks
stay tuned i have more!

Anon-enron exec's probably
would be into something like
that.

Pugs- that is one slick old lady,
i should be so smart in old age.

PJ- glad you liked it,my funny
bone has been tickled.Don't
want to be too political
anymore.

Saby -thanks and be good
for crying out loud!

5:48 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Wow, I usually do it for free.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Wally Banners said...

Michele your the reason God doent just say f--k it and start again. it is your loving ways and hopefull veiws that save man in spite of himself. your one of a kind Mich.

6:40 PM  
Blogger michele said...

MR.Fab you are so crazy,
but in a good way like me.
Because as you know there is
good crazy and there is bad
crazy.

6:40 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Wally,i'm not one of a kind,
i just try to be logical.

6:44 PM  
Blogger shirley said...

LOL - that's great!

8:24 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Shirley-thanks i'm glad you
enjoyed it.

8:32 PM  
Blogger saby said...

i guess i am bad crazy
its yr fault really
u bring out the worst in me

10:56 PM  
Anonymous starbender said...

Hahahaaaaaa.....
I absolutly LUV this joke!
I will laugh all day!
:)

6:38 AM  
Blogger michele said...

Saby-stop spamming me!

Star-Your pictures make me
laugh too.

8:00 AM  
Blogger saby said...

hehehe
was dat joke in bad taste?

9:50 AM  
Blogger PJ said...

Funny how our minds can sometimes run the same circle. I had thought about a ceiling fan. I have others in my house, but I didn't put them in. I wouldn't know how to turn off the electricity to just that outlet. Otherwise I can do wiring. I just don't want the big jolt.

12:10 PM  
Blogger michele said...

PJ-I know what you mean,if you
don't do it right,it's
emergency room time.

1:36 PM  
Blogger angel, jr. said...

Didn't see that coming!!!

2:39 PM  
Blogger michele said...

Angel- i didn't see it coming
myself.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous ender said...

lol

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

post another

u cant get any more laffs for square balls silly

9:21 PM  
Blogger Nit Wit said...

I would have fallen for it! :)

6:30 AM  
Blogger Pixie said...

LMAO

12:14 PM  
Blogger chris said...

hilarious!!!

7:31 PM  
Blogger jarhead john said...

I'm glad that I wasn't drinking hot coffee when I read this one.

5:50 AM  
Blogger akhil said...

Lovely!!!
ha ha

2:32 PM  

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