GOT SQUARE BALLS?
A Little old lady walked into a bank with a
bag of money.She insisted on talking with
the bank president,on opening an account.
The bank president asked her how much
she wanted to deposit.She replied $165,000,
and dumped the cash on the desk.

Where did you get this money the president asked"
Old lady-i make bets
Banker-what kind of bets?
Old lady-i'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square.
He laughed and said that was a stupid bet,
you could never win.

The old lady said well you will take the bet?
The banker says, i'll bet $25,000 that my balls aren't square.
Old ladys says since there's a lot of money can i bring my
lawyer tommorrow at 10:a.m. as a witness?
Sure the banker replies.

That night the banker stayed in the mirror,
checking things out,there was no way he
would lose this bet.The next morning at 10:a.m.
the old lady and her lawyer showed up.
She introduced the lawyer to the banker,
and repeated the deal $25,000 says the
bankers balls are square.They all agree.

The old lady asked him to drop his pants,
the president complied.She asked if could
feel them.The banker says sure $25,000
is a lot of money. Just then he noticed
that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.

The banker asks what the heck is wrong with your lawyer?
The old lady replies,i bet him $100,000 that at 10:a.m.
i'd have the president of the bank balls in my hand.