JAZZ COFFEE

JAZZ COFFEE CLASSIC VINYL RECORDS FOR SALE.COFFEE RECIPES, CONTEST,A BIT OF HUMOUR ONCE IN AWHILE A SPONTANEOUS POLITICAL COMMENTARY THROUGH THE EYES OF THE COOL... JAZZ COFFEE HAVE A CUP!

20060520

FIRE WHAT TO DO:
During a recent ecumenical gathering,
a secretary rushed in shouting,
"The building is on fire!"

The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.
The Baptists cried,"Where is the water?"
The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings fire brings.
The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.
The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.
The Congregationalists shouted"Every man for Himself!"
The Fundamentalists proclaimed,"It's the vengeance of God!

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.
The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.
The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint
a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

posted by Michele @ 8:15 AM  31 comments

20060519

THE RECORD SHOP "ORIGINAL VINYL RECORDS"
A NIGHT IN TUNSIA/ORNITHOLOGY
1946/DIAL-1002/78 SPEED
CHARLIE PARKER SEPTET&MILES DAVIS...
APACHE-INCREDIBLE BONGO BAND
COOKBOOK VOL.II
EDDIE LOCKJAW DAVIS
DEEP GROOVE-PRESTIGE#7161
BORN TO RUN-BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN -AUTOGRAPHED
HIGH PRESSURE
RED GARLAND QUINTET&MILES DAVIS
DEEPGROOVE/PRESTIGE 7209
HI WERE THE MIRACLES 1ST ALBUM -SMOKEY/SOLD
BLOWING THE BLUES AWAY
HORACE SILVER QUINTET & TRIO
DEEPGROOVE BLUE NOTE#4017
NON-STOP-GO 2LP INTERVIEW-ROBERT PLANT
JAZZ ORIGINAL
BUD POWELL
DEEPGROOVE/NORGRAN RECORDS#1017
THE CHRONIC-DR DRE
DETROIT-NEW YORK JUNCTION
THAD JONES
DEEPGROOVE BLUE NOTE #1513
PET SOUNDS-BEACH BOYS
LIONEL HAMPTON & HIS GIANTS
ART TATUM,HARRY EDISON
BUDDY RICH,BARNEY KESSEL
DEEPGROOVE NORGRAN RECORDS #N1080
JEALOUS KIND OF FELLA-GARLAND GREEN
THE BLACK SAINT AND THE SINNER LADY
CHARLIE MINGUS
SWEET SOULSHAKING-YOUNGHEARTS/SOLD
A LOVE SUPREME
JOHN COLTRANE
LADY DAY-BILLIE HOLIDAY
AH UM
CHARLIE MINGUS
LICENSED TO ILL-BEASTIE BOYS
NIGHT TRAIN
OSCAR PETERSON
THE WHITE ALBUM-BEATLES
CHICO HAMILTON QUINTET
DEEP GROOVE -PJ #1225
TELL IT LIKE IT IS-AARON NEVILLE
SUNSET EYES
DEEP GROOVE PJ-14
TEDDY EDWARDS
1ST ALBUM DIANA PRESENTS -JACKSON 5
OUT TO LUNCH
ERIC DOLPHY
STICKY FINGERS-ROLLING STONES
TIMELESS JAZZ
COLEMAN HAWKINS & HIS ALL-STARS
CRAZY IN LOVE REMIXES-BEYONCE-AUTOGRAPHED
AN HOUR WITH
THE RAMSEY LEWIS TRIO
IV-LED ZEPPELIN
FREE JAZZ
ORNETTE COLEMAN
DREAM WORLD-CONTINENTAL 4
SOMETHING PERSONAL
JACK WILSON-BLUE NOTE
VERY GOOD $25.00
BACK IN BLACK-AC/DC
KIND OF BLUE
6 EYE COLUMBIA
MILES DAVIS
THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE & HATE-PERSUADERS
THE EVERLASTIN'
TEDDY WILSON
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON-PINK FLOYD
HEAD HUNTERS
HERBIE HANCOCK
ME & YOU-J.R.BAILEY/SOLD
THE BEST OF
JIMMY SMITH
PHYSICAL GRAFFITI-LED ZEPPELIN
SUNDAY AT THE VILLAGE VANGUARD
BILL EVANS TRIO
FEATURING SCOTT LA FARO
MEET THE TEMPTATIONS-1ST ALBUM/SOLD
LADY DAY
BILLIE HOLIDAY-CL-637
BREATHE & STOP-Q-TIP
DIG
MILES DAVIS/SONNY ROLLINS
FEAR OF A BLACK PLANET-PUBLIC ENEMY
THE SHAPE OF JAZZ TO COME
ORNETTE COLEMAN
ELVIS PRESLEY-1ST ALBUM 1956
THE BEST OF ARGO JAZZ
ahmad jamal,ramsey lewis,art farmer
benny golson,the jazztet,buddy rich
james moody,lorez alexandria,al grey
milt buckner & roland kirk
WANT MORE MUSIC ?


IT IS WORTH REMEMBERING,
THAT NO ONE HAS EVER
ERECTED A STATUE TO A CRITIC
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100 GREATEST JAZZ ALBUMS


10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE.

1.YOU ANSWER THE DOOR BEFORE PEOPLE KNOCK.
2.JUAN VALDEZ NAMED HIS DONKEY AFTER YOU.
3.YOU SKI UPHILL.
4.THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE STANDING STILL IS DURING AN EARTHQUAKE
5.YOUR EYES STAY OPEN WHEN YOU SNEEZE.
6.YOUR T-SHIRT SAYS DECAF IS THE DEVIL'S BLEND.
7.YOU DON'T SWEAT,YOU PERCOLATE.
8.INSTANT COFFEE TAKES TOO LONG.
9.YOU GO TO SLEEP,JUST TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.
10.CHARLES MANSON THINKS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
COFFEE PRAYER
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CAFFEINE IS MY SHEPERD
I SHALL NOT DOZE
IT MAKETH ME TO WAKE IN GREEN PASTURES
IT LEADETH ME BEYOND THE SLEEPING MASSES
IT RESTORETH MY BUZZ
IT LEADETH ME IN THE PATH OF CONSCIOUSNESS
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF ADDICTION
I WILL FEAR NO EQUAL
FOR THOU ART WITH ME;THY CREAM AND THY SURGAR THEY COMFORT ME
THOU PREPAREST A CARAFE BEFORE ME IN THE PRESENCE OF JUAN VALDEZ
THOU ANNOINTEST MY DAY WITH PEP;MY MUG RUNNETH OVER
SURELY RICHNESS AND TASTE SHALL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE
AND I WILL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF COFFEE FOREVER.
ABOUT ME:
WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO SURPRISED
I DIDN'T TALK FOR A YEAR AND A HALF.
CHILDHOOD:
UNTIL I WAS THIRTEEN I THOUGHT
MY NAME WAS SHUTUP.
FAVORITE BUMPER STICKER:
GOD MUST LOVE STUPID PEOPLE
HE MADE SO MANY OF THEM.
FAVORITE SONG:
I'VE GOT LOVE FOR MY BABY
YOUNGHEARTS
IF I WERE ON DEATH ROW?
LAST MEAL
T-BONE STEAK,BAKED POTATO, A NICE SALAD
SLICE OF CHEESE CAKE & A COLD BEER.
yep i'll take that to go!
FAVORITE POSITION:
NEVER LOAN BROKE PEOPLE MONEY
FAVORITE REAL POSITION:
WELL ,WELL ,WELL
NOW THAT'S A DEEP SUBJECT
FAVORITE CAR:
ONE THAT GETS ME FROM POINT A TO POINT B
WITHOUT A LOT OF DRAMA.
MOTTO:
SUPPORT BACTERIA
THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE..
FAVORITE JOKE:
WHEN A LADDER WAS STOLEN FROM A STORE
THE MANAGER SAID THAT
FURTHER STEPS WOULD BE TAKEN
UNOBTAINABLE GOAL:
IF I GET THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT DYING
IT WILL BE A MIRACLE.
BEST ADVICE:
WHEN YOU HAVE DIRTY LAUNDRY
YOU BETTER HAND WASH.
WARNING:
CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL
MAY MAKE YOU THINK
YOU ARE WHISPERING WHEN YOU ARE NOT
WARNING:
ALCOHOL MAY LEAVE YOU WONDERING
WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO YOUR CLOTHES.
WIN A RECORD PLAYER
1. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU BREAK EVERYTIME YOU NAME IT?
2.WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THROW A ROCK IN THE RED SEA?
3.WHAT IS EASY TO SPELL BUT HAS NO LETTERS?
EMAIL ANSWERS mdzpp@aol.com
WARNING:
CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL
MAY LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE
AN EX LOVER WANT'S TO HEAR FROM
YOU AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.
THINK ABOUT IT:
DO LIPTON EMPLOYEES TAKE COFFEE BREAKS ?
ALCOHOL:
HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 1862
{{{DANGER,DANGER WILL ROBINSON}}}
WARNING
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
WHEN MAKING THE FOLLOWING DRINKS.













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KAHLUH COFFEE LIQUEUR
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2 CUPS WATER
1 1/2 CUPS GRANULATED SURGAR
1 1/2 TABLESPOONS INSTANT COFFEE
2 CUPS 80 PROOF VODKA
1 1/2 TABLESPOONS VANILLA EXTRACT
1.COMBINE WATER,SURGAR,AND COFFEE
BRING TO A BOIL DO NOT OVER BOIL
2.REMOVE FROM HEAT LET COOL
3.ADD VODKA AND VANILLA.STIR
4.STORE IN EMPTY 750-ML BOTTLE
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BAILEY'S ORIGINAL IRISH CREME
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1 CUP LIGHT CREAM
1 14 OUNCE CAN EAGLE CONDENSED MILK
1 2/3 CUPS IRISH WHISKEY
1 TEASPOON INSTANT COFFEE
2 TBLS HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE SYRUP
1 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT
1 TEASPOON ALMOND EXTRACT
1. COMBINE ALL INGREDIENTS IN A BLENDER
HIGH SPEED FOR 30 SECONDS
2.BOTTLE IN A TIGHTLY SEALED CONTAINER
REFRIGERATE WILL KEEP FOR 2 MONTHS
BE SURE TO SHAKE THE BOTTLE WELL
BEFORE SERVING
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BENNIGAN'S IRISH COFFEE
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1 OUNCE JAMESON IRISH WHISKEY
1/2 OUNCE KAHLUA LIQUEUR
10 OUNCES HOT COFFEE
WHIPPED CREAM
SPLASH CREME DE MENTHE
MARASCHINO CHERRY
1.POUR WHISKEY & KAHLUA IN COFFEE CUP
2.ADD COFFEE
3.SQUIRT A BIG PILE OF WHIP CREAM
ON TOP OF COFFEE
4. DRIZZLE CREAM DE MENTHE OVER WHIP CREAM
GARNISH WITH A CHERRY ON TOP
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COFFEE COOKIES
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5 1/2 OZ BUTTER
5 OZ SURGAR
2 OZ HAZELNUTS
1 EGG
1 TEASPOON VANILLA
1 1/4 CUP FLOUR
1 TEASPOON BAKING SODA
1/2 CUP COFFEE OR ESPRESSO
1 SQUARE BAR OF DARK CHOCOLATE
1 OZ SECRET INGREDIENT
MIX ALL INGREDIENTS DROP BY THE TEASPOON
ON TO COOKIE SHEET IN PREHEATED OVEN
BAKE FOR 10 MINUTES
WATCH CLOSELY !
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LONG ISLAND ICE COFFEE
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1/2 OZ GIN
1/2 OZ LIGHT RUM
1/4 OZ TEQUILA
1/2 OZ TRIPLE SEC
6 OZ'S COKE
6 OZ'S COFFEE
STIR GENTLY
POUR OVER ICE
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MAKING A DELICIOUS CUP OF COFFEE
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1. ALWAYS START WITH FRESH COOL WATER
2.BREW WITH HIGH QUALITY BEANS
3. THE PROPER COFFEE TO WATER RATIO
MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE.
DO USE 2 TABLESPOONS OF GROUND COFFEE
PER SIX OUNCES OF WATER
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{{{ SOUL,RAP,HIP-HOP,ROCK }}}
{{{HIGH VOLTAGE JAZZ}}}
MICHELE L.BEEKS.

posted by Michele @ 11:38 PM 

20060504

TOP 5 REASONS FOR AVOIDING HELL
1. Accordian/bagpipe music plays 24/7

2.Constant yodeling

3.Endless drum solo's

4.Tattooed,toothless biker chicks

5.Jack the ripper is in charge when the devil is on vacation.

Instructions for life
"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"

posted by Michele @ 7:59 AM  32 comments

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