MALE AND FEMALE STATUES

Two nude statues (one male & one female)
had been standing in the middle of a beautiful
park for 99 years.

On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel
came down from heaven to talk to the statues.
He said to them "God has been watching you
for the past 100 years and has been very
pleased with the two of you.

So pleased in fact that he has decided to grant you a wish
of being humans for a short time. The angel then went
on to say they would be human for 15 minutes and will
finally be able to pleasure themselves in a manner in
which they have only fantasized about for the last 100 years.

The statues were so excited they could hardly believe it.
The second they became human they ran off together
behind the bushes. The angel heard the rustling of the
bushes and shouts of joy and laughter. After 10 minutes
the statues returned from behind the bushes sweating
and laughing. The angel told the statues that they still
had 5 more minutes.

The male statue quickly turned to the female statue and said
cool,this time you hold down the pigeon and i'll shit on his head.

GOT SQUARE BALLS?
A Little old lady walked into a bank with a
bag of money.She insisted on talking with
the bank president,on opening an account.
The bank president asked her how much
she wanted to deposit.She replied $165,000,
and dumped the cash on the desk.

Where did you get this money the president asked"
Old lady-i make bets
Banker-what kind of bets?
Old lady-i'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square.
He laughed and said that was a stupid bet,
you could never win.

The old lady said well you will take the bet?
The banker says, i'll bet $25,000 that my balls aren't square.
Old ladys says since there's a lot of money can i bring my
lawyer tommorrow at 10:a.m. as a witness?
Sure the banker replies.

That night the banker stayed in the mirror,
checking things out,there was no way he
would lose this bet.The next morning at 10:a.m.
the old lady and her lawyer showed up.
She introduced the lawyer to the banker,
and repeated the deal $25,000 says the
bankers balls are square.They all agree.

The old lady asked him to drop his pants,
the president complied.She asked if could
feel them.The banker says sure $25,000
is a lot of money. Just then he noticed
that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.

The banker asks what the heck is wrong with your lawyer?
The old lady replies,i bet him $100,000 that at 10:a.m.
i'd have the president of the bank balls in my hand.