MALE AND FEMALE STATUES

Two nude statues (one male & one female)
had been standing in the middle of a beautiful
park for 99 years.

On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel
came down from heaven to talk to the statues.
He said to them "God has been watching you
for the past 100 years and has been very
pleased with the two of you.

So pleased in fact that he has decided to grant you a wish
of being humans for a short time. The angel then went
on to say they would be human for 15 minutes and will
finally be able to pleasure themselves in a manner in
which they have only fantasized about for the last 100 years.

The statues were so excited they could hardly believe it.
The second they became human they ran off together
behind the bushes. The angel heard the rustling of the
bushes and shouts of joy and laughter. After 10 minutes
the statues returned from behind the bushes sweating
and laughing. The angel told the statues that they still
had 5 more minutes.

The male statue quickly turned to the female statue and said
cool,this time you hold down the pigeon and i'll shit on his head.