SARAH PALIN:

OH THIS IS GETTING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!
A WOMAN WHO KILLS BULLWINKLES BABIES
THINKS SHE'S QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT?

SHE CAN'T CONTROL HER WHORE DAUGHTER,
HOW IN THE HELL IS SHE GOING TO RUN A COUNTRY?
McCAIN WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF PICKING
PARIS HILTON.
OBAMA SLEEPS WELL AT NIGHT WITH THIS SELECTION.

NOW IF McCAIN WAS THINKING HE SHOULD HAVE PICKED
BEYONCE...SHE'S HOT,SMART AND RICH.
I WOULD VOTE FOR BEYONCE, AND I WOULD LOOK
FORWARD TO THE FIRESIDE CHATS...
AND I DO MEAN FIRE.:)

IF BEYONCE WERE TO PLAY THAT SHARON STONE'S ROLE IN,
"BASIC INSTINCT" OPEN HER LEGS WHILE
SMOKING A CIGARETTE SHE'LL BE ABLE
TO RECRUIT PEOPLE TO GO TO HELL AND FIGHT SATAN!