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WHY DO WOMEN FAKE ORGASMS?

TWO OF THE MOST COMMON REASONS ARE,
TO MAKE THEIR PARTNERS FEEL BETTER AND
TO END SEX WHEN THEY'RE TIRED.
SEX WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THEIR FEMALE
PARTNER HAS AN ORGASM OR FAKES ONE.

FELLAS & GIRLS, LET ME GIVE YOU A HEADS UP.

1. THE OBVIOUS A JUICY FRUIT.
2.EYES ARE GLAZED OVER AND ROLLING UPWARDS.
3.TOES CURLING
4.BEGS YOU NOT TO STOP
5.UNCONTROL HEAVY BREATHING
6. SLEEPS LIKE A ROCK AFTERWARDS
7. WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
PROFESSING THEIR UNDYING LOVE.
YEA YOU DOING IT, AND DOING IT AND DOING IT WELL..

IF YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANY
ONE OF THESE...YOU'RE A BUM LAY,
KEEP MASTERBATING THAT'S ALL YOU GOT,
YOU CAN'T PLEASE ANYONE BUT YOU
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A PEOPLE PERSON...

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Barack Obama in '08

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