THAT MAN OF MINE:

OBAMA YOU EMAIL ME EVERY OTHER DAY,
ABOUT UPCOMING EVENTS OR TO DONATE
MORE MONEY.

LOOK I'VE ALREADY GIVEN ONE HUNDRED
FIFTY DOLLARS AND 25 CENTS.
I EXPECT A LOT OF THINGS FROM THAT
CONTRIBUTION. IF I GIVE ANYMORE , YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO LET ME THROW A PARTY
IN THE OVAL OFFICE.

AT THE VERY LEAST LET ME BRING A HOTTIE
ON AIR FORCE ONE...AND JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB,
SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE! ;)