A LESSON ON WIPING YOUR ASS:
I WAS WATCHING OPRAH AND DR. OZ
WAS ON, FOR SOME REASON OPRAH IS
FASCINATED WITH POOP. ANYWAY HE
SAID THAT SOME WOMEN DON'T KNOW
HOW TO WIPE PROPERLY...WTF?

HE SAID A WOMAN SHOULD ALWAYS WIPE
FRONT TO BACK, NOT BACK TO FRONT...WTF?

YOU MEAN THERE ARE WOMEN WHO DON'T
KNOW HOW TO WIPE PROPERLY...WTF?

THIS SHOULD BE A QUESTION ASKED BEFORE
YOU GET INVOLVED,WITH A HOTTIE.
IF THEY SAY BACK TO FRONT...STEP AWAY
KISS THEM GOODBYE IN AN EMAIL,
BUY A MONTHS SUPPLY OF LISTERINE
ANTIBIOTICS AND PENICILLAN WOULDN'T HURT.

I HEARD THE TASTE GOES AWAY AFTER
A MONTH ...BUT THE MEMORIES ARE THERE FOREVER.:(
GOT TO GO THROW UP NOW, JUST THINKING
ABOUT IT.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.