MYSTERY SOLVED!
THIS HAS BOTHERED ME FOR YEARS,
WHO STOLE MY LEATHER JACKET AT
CONTINENTAL GRAPHICS IN REDONDO BEACH?

MY MOTHER GAVE ME A COOL LEATHER JACKET,
AT WORK WE HAD LOCKERS...BUT WE NEVER
LOCKED THEM BECAUSE WE WERE ALL FRIENDS.

USUAL SUPECTS:
THERE WERE ONLY 7 WOMEN WHO HAD ACCESS
TO THE LOCKER AREA.
1. WHITE GIRLS-SALLY & KRISTINA, CHERYL
SALLY WAS TOO FAT TO FIT IT, BESIDES
WE BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE BEST
CHRISTMAS GIFTS.SHE BOUGHT ME CRYSTAL AND
I BOUGHT HER STAR-TREK CELLS
SHE WAS A SCI -FI NUT. KRISTINA
AND I USE TO GO OUT DRINKING TOGETHER.
WHEN IT WASN'T POPULAR FOR A BLACK AND
WHITE GIRL TO HANG AROUND TOGETHER
THE OTHER WHITE PEOPLE WOULD ACT CRAZY
SEEING US TOGETHER. SHE WOULD
LET ME BORROW HER ROLLING STONES ALBUMS,
AND TRIED TO GET ME INTO THE SEX PISTOLS.
IT DIDN'T WORK, I WAS INTO TO SPRINGSTEEN.
SHE WAS SO DAMN GOOD LOOKING BLONDE
BLUE EYED WITH A BRAIN, BUT SHE WASN'T MY
CUP OF TEA IF I WANTED TO GO IN THAT
DIRECTION,IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:)

CHERYL- WE COULDN'T STAND EACH OTHER,
I KNOCKED A CAN OF CHILI OUT OF HER HAND
ONE DAY, AND SHE ACTUALLY HIT ME.
I RESPECTED HER FOR THAT, CUZ I COULD
HAVE OPENED A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON HER. THAT
WAS PROBABLY THE BRAVEST THING SHES EVER DONE,
IN HER LIFE .TANGLE WITH ME, BRAVO CHERYL!
LAST TIME I HEARD CHERYL WAS LIVING IN PEACE
WITH HER 15 CATS. SO I WON RIGHT?
CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE INVITED ME AND SALLY
OVER TO DINNER AFTER THAT... CAT HAIR EVERYWHERE
I DIDN'T EAT. BLONDE BLUE EYES HAVE CLASS MY ASS!

2.JAPANESE- BETTY SHE WORKED IN THE OFFICE
SHE MADE MORE MONEY THAN I DID...SHE DIDN'T
NEED MY LEATHER JACKET.

3.ITALIANS: MYLA , SHE COULDN'T FIT IT,
FATASS PASTA EATING WITCH.
SHE USE TO TELL ME TALES OF HER HUSBAND
HOLDING HER HEAD UNDER THE SHEETS WHEN
HE FARTED.
YES THAT'S THE REASON I'M NOT MARRIED,
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT!

4. MEXICANS: ELLE AND LINDA HER SISTER,
ONCE GAVE ME A CHRISTMAS GIFT,
A SALT AND PEPPER SET MINUS THE PEPPER.
ONE SALT SHAKER IN THE FORM OF A ROOSTER.
i DIDN'T THINK TO MUCH OF IT THEN, BUT WHO
IN THE F%#K ROLLS LIKE THAT? NATIVE AMERICAN
CLARA- WE WERE TIGHT , BUT ONE DAY SHE
PEED ON HERSELF WHILE TALKING TO THE BOSS.
ON HER BREAKS SHE WOULD DRINK BEER.

THE FRIENDSHIP WAS OVER, BUT MY JACKET WAS
STOLEN BEFORE THAT INNCIDENT,BUT I COULDN'T
BE ASSOCIATED WITH A PISS HEAD.


ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WATSON:
ELLE STOLE MY JACKET, HOPE IT MADE YOU HAPPY
THROUGH THE YEARS.
IT FITTED YOU, YOU CAME IN THE NEXT DAY HAPPIER
THAN A LARK.

I BET YOU'RE A GREASY FAT M%#**R F%*KER.
NOW.

HEY! I HAD TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST,
THAT JACKET MEANT THE WORLD TO ME,
MY MOTHER DIDN'T SPEND MONEY EASY.

NEXT...MAYBE!
HOW I WAS RIPPED OFF AS A TEENAGER
IN DOWNTOWN L.A. AND SAW THE BASTARD
CROSSING THE STREET YEARS LATER.
I SHOULD HAVE PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL.
IT INVOLVES A LEATHER COAT, WHAT IS IT WITH ME
AND LEATHER COATS? MAYBE I SHOULD STICK WITH
SUEDE.