ARE YOU A CERTIFIED ASSHOLE?
TAKE THE TEST @
www.electricpulp.com/guykawasaki/arse/

DAMNIT ALL! I'M A BORDERLINE CERTIFIED
ASSHOLE,ME THE SWEETEST PERSON ON
EARTH? I THINK EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE
ASSHOLE IN THEM,LITERALLY & FIGURATIVELY.

I HOPE I STILL GET TO HEAVEN, I DON'T THINK
ASSHOLES GO TO HEAVEN. I CAN CHANGE
"YES I CAN",AFTER ALL I'M A BORDERLINE
ASSHOLE. :)

I JUST NEED A SOUL TUNE-UP, AND ONE OF THOSE
THINGS...I FORGET WHAT IT'S CALLED,
OH YEA! A CONSCIENCE.