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I USE TO BE A GREAT INVENTOR
BUT SNEAKY BASTARDS STOLE MY IDEAS.

I INVENTED WHAT I CALLED THE PHONE
MUFFLER. YOU PUT THE TALKING END
INSIDE THIS DEVICE I MADE OF CORK AND
RUBBER. SO THE OTHER PERSON COULDN'T
HEAR YOU ON THE OTHER END.
THEN GOT DAMNIT! THE HOLD BUTTON/MUTE
BUTTON CAME ALONG.

I INVENTED THE ROLL DOWN MAP FOR THE CAR,
IT ATTACHED TO THE DASHBOARD.
WHAT POPS UP THAT F**KEN GPS SYSTEM.

I INVENTED INSTANT COFFEE, AS A CHILD I BOILED
WATER PUT SOME GROUNDS IN A CHEESE CLOTH,
AND PORED HOT WATER OVER IT...WALLA! INSTANT COFFEE.
THEN FREEZE DRIED COFFEE CRYSTALS COMES ALONG,
WTF?

I STILL HAVE HIGH HOPES OF COMING UP WITH A GREAT IDEA.
I'M WORKING ON AN INVENTION THAT WOULD LET ME KNOW
WHEN AN ASSHOLE IS AROUND ME. OH SNAP! THAT'S CALLED
INSTINCT...WELL BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.


Barack Obama in '08

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