PROPOSITION 8...
THANKS A LOT YOU HOMOPHOBIC,JUDGEMENTAL,
SELF RIGHTEOUS BASTARDS,
YOU HAVE WRECKED BABYGIRLS PLANS.

FIRST I WAS GOING TO PERSUADE BEYONCE
TO LEAVE JAY-Z AND RUN AWAY WITH ME
AND GET MARRIED. AFTER I DRAINED HER
BANK ACCOUNT, I WAS MOVING ON TO HALLE BERRY,
AND AFTER HER MONEY WAS GONE, I WAS GOING
AFTER THE BIG O, YES OPRAH WINFREY.

SHE DOESN'T LOVE STEDMAN, AND YES I'VE
SEEN HER WITHOUT MAKEUP VIA THE COLOR PURPLE.
I COULD HANDLE IT,THAT'S WHAT LIGHT SWITCHES
AND SUNGLASSES ARE FOR...

NOW I HAVE TO PUT OFF MY PLANS AND GO
BACK TO RELYING ON THE LOTTERY, IT'S NOT FAIR!
WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT TOO?:(