OBAMA 24/7
OKAY, I'M OBSESSED WITH COLLECTING
EVERYTHING OBAMA. I HAVE OBAMA SODA,
BEER,COFFEE,(it's great too),HOT SAUCE
(it's made with habanero peppers)
IT MAKES YOU CRY BUT IT'S SO DAMN GOOD!

I ALSO HAVE A COUPLE OF OBAMA COFFEE
MUGS WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY ON IT.
JUST SO I CAN WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND
SAY, I'VE HAD COFFEE WITH THE PRESIDENT.

WE'RE WORKING ON A PLAN THAT WILL RID
THE COUNTRY OF STUPID PEOPLE.
MY GAWD! IT'S AN EPIDEMIC,THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
IT WILL BE A LONELY EXISTENCE WITH JUST
A FEW OF US LEFT, BUT WE HAVE TO TAKE THESE
STEPS NOW,FOR THE SAKE OF THE COUNTRY!

I KNOW IT MAY SEEM I'M DELUSIONAL AND PATHETIC,
BUT I CAN CHANGE...YES I CAN!
HEY! FOR NOW IT FLOATS MY BOAT.

EXCUSE ME, IT'S COFFEE TIME AND THE PRESIDENT ELECT
WANTS TO MEET WITH ME...:)