AM I BLUE...

I'M HAVING AN INNER EAR PROBLEM
AND SOMEONE SUGGESTED MESOSILVER.
IT'S LITERALLY SWALLOWING LIQUID SILVER IT'S
SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE AN ANTIBOTIC,AND HELPS
THE IMMUNE SYSTEM FIGHT INFECTION.
IT COST 29.95+S&H IT CAME TO 35.00. MY HMO
IS GOOGLE.

OPRAH HAD A SHOW ABOUT A GUY WHO DRANKED
LIQUID SILVER AND HIS SKIN TURNED BLUE,
BUT HE DID DRINK EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS.
GOT DAMNIT! TALK ABOUT RISKY BUSINESS...

I TELL YOU WHAT, IF MY CARMEL COLORED SKIN
TURNS BLUE,SOMEBODY'S IN BIG TROUBLE!
NOW THAT WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT, I CANNOT
AFFORD TO TURN BLUE. WHAT WILL I BE SHOUTING
AT THE INAUGURATION...BLUE POWER?:(