STILL BITCHING,ABOUT CHRISTMAS GIFTS...

I'M TRYING REAL HARD TO WEAR MY BIG
GIRL PANTIES BUT IT'S NOT EASY.
I KNOW WE'RE LIVING IN A TOUGH
ECONOMY,BUT DAMN THIS IS THE TIME
TO PULL TOGETHER AS A FAMILY
AND GET ME WHAT I WANTED.
YOU EVER HEARD OF SACRIFICE PEOPLE?

A NEW COMPUTER WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE OR
AN iPHONE 3G,BUT I GET A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT.:(
JUST REMEMBER,WHAT GOES AROUND COMES
AROUND AND PAYBACKS A MUTHA!

I'M MAKING MY CHRISTMAS LIST NOW FOR NEXT YEAR,
AND DAMN SKIPPY I'M CHECKING IT TWICE.
SOME WILL GET SWEATERS THAT ARE 2 SIZES TO SMALL,
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS?

SOME OF YOU WILL GET THAT LITTLE PET YOU CAN'T LIVE
WITHOUT...THAT'S RIGHT A CHIA PET.
IT'S THE THOUGHT RIGHT?

FOR MY REALATIVES OVER 40,I SEE DEPENDS AND
A CLAPPER UNDER YOUR TREE.
I STILL WILL RESPECT THE ELDERLY.:)

THE REST OF YOU WILL GET YOUR PRESENTS FROM
THE 99cent STORE,IT MIGHT BE A PACK OF PENS THAT
WON'T WRITE THE NEXT DAY. OR YOU COULD END UP
WITH A NICE MERLOT MADE WITH LIGHTER FLUID
AND COW URINE...18% BABY BABY!
YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME YOU JUST WON'T
REMEMBER IT.

YOU'LL THROW UP A FEW ORGANS, BUT THAT'S
THE PRICE YOU PAY,WHEN YOU GIVE ME THINGS
LIKE A BOX OF PREZELS... ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GAVE ME A BAG OF PEANUTS.

SOMEBODY GAVE ME A BASKET, IT WAS PRETTY,
BUT GOT DAMN! DUMBASS, NEXT TIME PUT
SOMETHING IN IT.
I HAD TO ACT LIKE I WAS GRACIOUS BECAUSE
I HAVE CLASS, BUT I REALLY WANTED
TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS...

DAMN! IT WAS LIKE GETTING AN EMPTY BOX,FOR
CHRISTMAS.:(