ALCOHOL & HAIRSTYLES A GREAT COMBINATION...

I WAS IN A RUT, I ALWAYS WORE
THE SAME STYLE DAY AFTER DAY.
THEN ONE DAY,I HAD BEEN DRINKING
CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS,I START EARLY
DECEMBER 1ST.:)

WHEN NIGHT CAME I WAS SO DAMN SLEEPY
I COULDN'T STAND IT.
I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ROLLING UP MY HAIR,BUT
I KNEW I HAD TO,OR I WOULD WAKE UP LOOKING
LIKE A COMBINATION OF BUCKWHEAT & DON KING
IN THE MORNING.

SO I MANAGED TO ROLL IT UP,THEN FELL INTO
A DEEP SLEEP,ONLY TO WAKE UP AND VISIT
THE PORCELAIN THRONE. I THINK I THREW UP
AN ORGAN I NEEDED AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP.
ARE YOU A ORGAN DONOR?
IF NOT BECOME ONE...YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE,
BUT I DIGRESS.

MORNING COMES AND I HAVE TO MAKE A FEW RUNS,
SO I START TAKING THE CURLERS OUT.
I HAD CURLS GOING THIS WAY AND THAT WAY,
BUT I DIDN'T CARE I WAS SICK.
I MADE MY RUNS AND DAMN,I GOT COMPLIMENTS
ON MY NEW HAIR STYLE...WTF?

I CAME BACK HOME HAPPY THAT I RECEIVED A FEW
COMPLIMENTS,THEN WENT AND LOOKED IN
THE MIRROR AGAIN. HEY! IT WAS KICKING AND
CERTAINLY DIFFERENT,I FELT LIKE
A NEW PERSON.

I KNOW THE HAIRSTYLIST SECRETS, GET
DRUNK AND GO FOR IT. MICHELLE OBAMA I
CAN GIVE YOU THE BOMB STYLE FOR THE
INAUGURATION 1-20-09,AS LONG AS
YOU'RE BUYING. I PREFER A NICE
CABERNET SAUVIGNON,BUT IN A PINCH
I THINK MAD DOG 20/20 WILL WORK
JUST AS WELL...CALL ME.;)