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JAZZ COFFEE CLASSIC VINYL RECORDS FOR SALE.COFFEE RECIPES, CONTEST,A BIT OF HUMOUR ONCE IN AWHILE A SPONTANEOUS POLITICAL COMMENTARY THROUGH THE EYES OF THE COOL... JAZZ COFFEE HAVE A CUP!

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AMERICAN IDOL...

I LOVE AMERICAN IDOL BUT IT MAKES ME
FEEL VERY INSECURE. I USE TO HAVE A
BEAUTIFUL VOICE,NOW I SING ALONG
AND OH MY GAWD!

JUDGES REVIEW:
RANDY- TAKING HIS GLASSES OFF AND
SWEATING LIKE O.J. IN COURT.APPARENTLY
I WAS KILLING HIM SOFTLY WITH MY SONG...
CLIMBING UNDER THE TABLE AND
CURSING THE DAY HE WAS BORN, OR
WAS IT THE DAY I WAS BORN,I'M NOT SURE...

PAULA- SITTING THERE WITH HER MOUTH
WIDE OPEN,REACHING IN HER PURSE FOR DRUGS.
YET SHE MANAGES TO TELL ME,YOU'LL GO FAR.
SHE'S SO SWEET.:)

SIMON-ARE YOU SERIOUS? REALLY ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! HE STARTS PLAYING
WITH HIS MAN BOOBS,AND TURNS BEET RED
THEN HE LEAVES THE ROOM .
THANKING ME FOR SPARKING UP HIS
SEX LIFE.
HE GRABS RYAN SEACREST AND STARTS TO
FRENCH KISS HIM.
(Something he's been wanting to do.:)

I WOULD GO ON TO HAVE A CAREER LIKE WILLIAM HUNG,
AND TAYLOR HICKS. SHORT BUT SWEET.:)

WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR MY RENDITION OF
"LET'S GET IT ON" IT'S LIFE CHANGING".
BELIEVE ME AFTER YOU HEAR ME SING
"LET'S GET IT ON" YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER
BE THE SAME.:)

Barack Obama in '08

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