THE EMAILS I GET...
THEM-YOU WANT TO ENLARGE YOUR PENIS?
WE CAN SHOW YOU HOW,CLICK HERE.

ME-EXCUSE ME,BUT THE 10 INCH STRAP ON
I BOUGHT IS WORKING OUT JUST FINE.
I COULDN'T GET ANY BIGGER OR I WOULD SPLIT
THEM IN HALF,BUT THANKS ANYWAY.

THEM-WANNA MEET? I'M AN ANGEL FACE SHEMALE
VERY LOVELY AND A STUNNING BEAUTY.I LIKE TO
BE KINKY,NASTY,NAUGHTY,SEXY. OVER MY SCREEN
CAME A HELLO,HOW ARE YOU?

ME-WELL IT WASN'T ME THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.
AS MUCH AS I ADMIRE YOUR TRAITS, I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO PASS ON THIS.
I WOULDN'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE THE CATCHER
OR PITCHER,THE BANGER OR THE BANGEE...I'M CONFUSED.
I'M FLATTERED THOUGH...MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFETIME.

THEM-MICHELE I CAN GUARANTEE WITH MY SYSTEM
YOU CAN MAKE THOUSANDS JUST USING YOUR COMPUTER
FROM HOME, IN YOUR PAJAMAS.

ME-HEY! I HAVE 2 VERY RICH REALATIVES, I CAN SIT
IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER IN MY PJ'S AND GOOGLE,ARE THEY
DEAD YET, ARE THEY DEAD YET,ARE THEY DEAD YET AND
AM I IN THE WILL?
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK OUT, THEN I'LL TRY IT YOUR WAY,
DAMN! I FEEL LIKE CAMPBELL'S...POSSIBILITIES!:)

SPECIAL NOTE:
MY BELOVED REALATIVES I'M JUST KIDDING,I'M NOT
IN THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN YOUR MONEY.
REALLY...NO REALLY...OH YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME EH?

I'LL PROVE TO YOU I DON'T CARE, TRY SENDING ME
A MILLION DOLLARS,I'LL SEND IT BACK. OH! NOW
YOU THINK I'M A LIAR? TRY ME,TRY ME,TRY ME.
I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

YOU GUYS MAY HAVE MONEY, BUT I HAVE...THINKING
...THINKING...STILL THINKING...GAWD MY HEAD HURTS
IT HAPPENS WHEN I THINK TOO MUCH.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SLEEP ON THIS,
BUT I HAVE SOMETHING GOT DAMNIT!

BESIDES MONEY"CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE" THE BEATLES
SAID IT, SO IT MUST BE TRUE...SO THERE!:)