ARE YOU AN OLD FART?

Older Than Dirt Quiz
Count all the ones that you remember- not the ones you were told about!Ratings at the bottom
Blackjack chewing gum
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
Candy cigarettes
Soda pop machines that dispensed bottle
Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
Party lines
Newsreels before the movie
P.F. Flyers
Butch wax
Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
Peashooters
Howdy Doody
45 RPM records
S&H Green Stamps
Hi-fi's
Metal ice trays with lever
Mimeograph paper
Blue flashbulb
Packards
Roller skate keys
Cork popguns
Drive-ins
Studebakers
Wash tub wringers
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards
If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!
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HA,HA I'M STILL YOUNG!
I MAY NOT REMEMBER SOME DUE
TO AN ABUSIVE CHILDHOOD.
NOT TO WORRY, I WAS THE ONE
DOING THE ABUSE.;) GAWD I COULDN'T
STAND SNAILS SO I WOULD POUR SALT
ON THEM AND THEY WOULD MELT.
HEY! ALL THE KIDS WERE DOING IT,
DON'T JUDGE ME, I WAS A NORMAL KID.:)

SOME CAUGHT FIRE FLIES,SOME CAUGHT
BUTTERFLIES AND PUT THEM IN A JAR
UNTIL THEY DIED.SOME SADISTIC KIDS
WOULDN'T PUNCH HOLES IN THE TOP.
WHICH MADE THE JAR A DEATH CHAMBER.

DON'T LET ME GET STARTED ON THE NERDS
WHO IMPRISONED ANTS, AND CALLED IT A FARM...

SOME OF US KIDS LIKE TO WATCH SNAILS
MELT,IT WAS FASINATING...
THAT MUST MAKE THE FRENCH
SHUTTER...ESCARGOT MY ASS! YA'LL NASTY.

I STAY YOUNG BY RUNNING AROUND
WITH DRUG DEALERS. THE MAYHEM,
TORTURE AND THREATS KEEPS
YOU ON YOUR TOES.

BESIDES, YOU CROSS DOWNTOWN
MR. BIG BROWN,AND YOU'LL BE
6FT UNDERGROUND.:(