SISTERS...OI VEY!

I'M THE YOUNGEST OF 2 SISTERS,
HOW DID I END UP BEING THE THE
NORMAL ONE?ONE VOTED FOR HILLARY
IN THE PRIMARY YES SHE LIVES
IN NEW YORK CITY SHE CALLS TO BRAG
ABOUT HER OBAMA NIGHTLIGHT,I HAVE LIKE 7
AUTOGRAPHS AND SHE'S EXCITED ABOUT
A NIGHTLIGHT.

THE OTHER ONE CALLS
ASKING DID HER THOUGHTFUL GIFTS SHE
BOUGHT ON QVC HAD ARRIVED.

I TOLD HER THAT QVC HAD PUT
THE WRONG ADDRESS AND WE
DIDN'T GET IT.I CALLED HER BACK
AND SHE WAS BUSY TALKING TO 3 PEOPLE.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

THIS EPISODE BROUGHT BACK PAINFUL MEMORIES.
WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, I WAS GOING THROUGH
A BROKEN HEART FAZE.
I CALLED HER TO TALK ABOUT IT, AND SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO TALK TO ME...YEA I WAS HAMMERED.

THAT WASN'T AN EXCUSE FOR HER TO DISS ME,
I RANTED AND RAVED AND TOLD MOM I WAS GOING
TO KILL HER.
MOM TOLD ME SHE'S BUSY, SHE HAS 5 KIDS.
I COUNTERED BACK WELL, I'M HER BABY SISTER
SHE SHOULD BE THERE FOR ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I WENT BERSERK, MAYBE
IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE BOOMSFARM
APPLE WINE AND OTHER CHEMICALS.

WE HAVE A GREAT REALATIONSHIP NOW, SHE LIVES
ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND WE GET ALONG FINE.
AS LONG AS I GET A WARNING THAT'S SHE'S CALLING,
I'LL SHOOT UP WHAT I HAVE TO SHOOT UP, DRINK
WHAT I HAVE TO DRINK AND SMOKE WHAT I HAVE TO SMOKE.
THEN AND ONLY THEN CAN WE TALK.
I'M NOT SURE BUT I THINK SHE PREPARES HERSELF
BY TAKING THE 3 V'S... VALIUM,VICODIN&VODKA.


WE BOTH REALIZE THAT IF WE TALK TO EACH OTHER
LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES,OUR HEADS WILL EXPLODE...:)