DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT...

TODAY WAS ONE OF THE SADDEST DAYS
OF MY LIFE... TEARING UP...:(
I TRY TO TELL MYSELF I NEEDED A CHANGE
ANYWAY, BUT I STILL REMAIN DEVASTATED.

I WOULDN'T WISH THIS ON MY WORSE ENEMY.
LET ME GET A HOLD OF MYSELF AND TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED...

I LOST MY FAVORITE SUNGLASSES...WHY ME?
EVER SINCE A YOUNG WHITE TEENAGER AT WALGREENS
TOLD ME HOW COOL THEY WERE I'VE WORN THEM.
I FELT COOL IN THEM, AND ISN'T THAT ALL THAT
MATTERS IS TO BE COOL?
LIFE I NOT WORTH LIVING IF YOU'RE NOT COOL,
WELL THAT'S MY OPINION.

I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE,I FOUND A COLORING BOOK
AND CRAYONS THAT I WAS GOING TO GIVE KEVIN & AARON.
BUT THEIR MOTHER SAID NOOOOOOOOOO.
THEY'RE 4&5 I FORGOT KIDS WRITE ON WALLS...

ANYWAY I STARTED RELAXING BY COLORING IN THE
BOOK...I STAYED INSIDE THE LINES TOO.:)

ALL THIS BECAUSE I LOST MY COOL SUNGLASSES.:(
WHAT'S NEXT, CURLING UP IN A FETAL POSITION
IN A CORNER SUCKING MY THUMB?
ARE THE TELETUBBIES STILL ON?
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO TINKY WINKY
THE ONE WITH THE PURSE, THAT
JERRY FALWELL ATTACKED?

I BETTER FIND THOSE MOTHER F##KING
GLASSES SOON I FEEL MYSELF IN THE
WORDS OF PAUL SIMON"SLIP SLIDING AWAY":(