THE GREATEST PICKUP LINES IN THE WORLD:

I WASN'T GOING TO PUBLISH THESE
BUT I'VE BEEN FEELING ON TOP OF THE
WORLD LATELY...I WONDER WHY?:)
THERE'S A LOT OF LONELY PEOPLE
OUT THERE AND ALL I WANT TO DO
IS HELP YOU HOOK UP.

OBAMA SAYS WE SHOULD ALL DO OUR PART,
TO BRING THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER.
THIS IS ONE OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS.

THERE'S ONLY 3 THAT WILL GET YOU IN THE
DOOR ,SO READ CAREFULLY AND PRACTICE,
PRACTICE,PRACTICE.


1. IF THE OBJECT OF YOUR DESIRE IS
SITTING DOWN...
TELL THEM, DAMN! THAT SURE IS ONE LUCKY CHAIR.
(Let it sink in)

2. YOU'VE JUST MOVED TO THE TOP OF MY
TO DO LIST.

3. GEE, THAT'S A NICE SET OF LEGS, WHAT TIME
DO THEY OPEN?

HAVING THE WISDOM OF SOLOMON IS EXHAUSTING,
WORK IT OUT PEOPLE.:)

WARNING:
I JUST RECEIVED AN EMAIL,WHAT AN ASS...
Michele you are full of shit. I tried #3 and was told the twelfth of never,
how do you explain this miss know it all?

My reply...I forgot to give a warning concerning #3.
You can't be a popcorn player with no game or a scrub..
You can't be a broke down, not working wanna be player.

It's not my fault it didn't work for you,the game is to be
SOLD NOT TOLD!

You went to step 3, when you should have started at step 1.
Michele
P.S.
THEY JUST MIGHT NOT BE INTO YOU!