OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY!

MY OBAMA HENNESSY COGNAC CAME TODAY,
A LIMITED EDITION I HAVE #165318 OUT OF 180,000.
I HOPE TO KEEP IT FOR YEARS ,LET IT
AGE.

I'M KIND OF FEELING LIKE TASTING IT, AND
I AM GOING THROUGH A BROKEN HEART STAGE.
STAGE 1. YOU WANT TO KILL THEM.
STAGE 2. YOU WANT TO KILL THEIR WHOLE FAMILY.
STAGE 3. YOU WANT TO KILL THEIR FRIENDS TOO
OR IS IT JUST ME?
BUT I DIGRESS.
I HAPPEN TO BE DRINKING JAGERMEISTER
AT THIS MOMENT,TEMPTATION IS A BITCH!

IF I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND THIS BOTTLE
IS EMPTY, I'M GOING TO A.A. SO FAST THAT IT WILL
MAKE MY HEAD SPIN. SO WHAT IF I MISS
THE DOCTORS,ALL MY CHILDREN,PEOPLE'S COURT
AND MAURY WHO'S THE BABY DADDY,
I'M WORTH SAVING.:)

UPDATE:
I DIDN'T DRINK IT, I'M GOING TO MAKE IT AFTER ALL!
THROWING HAT IN THE AIR...BLESS MARY TYLER MOORE.