THE RUMOURS ARE FLYING...

RIHANNA IS BEATEN UP BECAUSE,
SHE GAVE CHRIS BROWN INCURABLE HERPES.
JAY-Z WHO DISCOVERED RIHANNA IS SAID TO HAVE
GIVEN IT TO HER. THEN THERE'S TI WHO IS GETTING
READY TO GO TO PRISON WORKED WITH RIHANNA,
AND IS SAID TO HAVE HERPES.

SINCE JAY-Z IS MARRIED TO BEYONCE, PEOPLE ARE
WONDERING IF SHE HAS HERPES NOW.:(
PEOPLE! YOU NEVER HEARD OF
"WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE AT FIRST
WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE."

NOW THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD KNOWS YOU HAVE HERPES.

YOUR SWAG IS GOING TO CHILL, AND YOU'LL HAVE
TROUBLE FINDING A NASTY PERSON WHO WANTS
TO SLEEP WITH YOU,BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE NASTY.
(and not in a good way like Janet)

I'M TRYING TO THINK UP A GREAT PICK -UP LINE FOR Y'ALL.
THINKING...THINKING...STILL THINKING
JUST BE YOURSELF AND SAY...
WELL,YOU KNOW I HAVE HERPES,TELL ME YOU'RE A
NASTY GIRL OR BOY.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE "HEY BABY,WANNA JOIN THE 4-H CLUB?