HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO
ALL THE WOMEN WHO KNOW
WHO THE BABY DADDY IS...

NOT YOU SKANKS WHO DON'T GIVE
A DAMN ABOUT YOUR KIDS,BUT THE
ALMIGHTY PENIS.

TO MY MOM: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU,
BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE FANTANSIES
ABOUT THROWING YOU OFF THE TRAIN.
YOU KNOW WHAT BUTTONS TO PUSH
TO MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE.

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE YOUR MOTHERS
DAY GIFT, AND IF YOU DON'T I WILL.:)
LOUD 'N CLEAR, IT'S SAYS IT TURNS
ORDINARY HEARING INTO EXTRAORDINARY
HEARING.I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR SOMEBODY
CALL ME OUT OF MY NAME.LIKE AN OH NO
MOMENT I KNOW THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT.

I'M GOING TO WALK UP TO THEM AND ASK
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?THEN PUNCH THEM
IN THE FACE.I WONDER HAS ANYONE
EVER WENT TO JAIL BECAUSE OF THIS DEVICE...