DOING THE JAIL HOUSE ROCK...

A MEMBER OF MY FAMILY WHO HAS TWO
YOUNG CHILDREN WAS RECENTLY ARRESTED
FOR AIDING & ABETTING KNOWN FELONS.

I HAVE ANOTHER MEMBER IN THE FAMILY WHO
IS CALLING AROUND TRYING TO GET HER BAIL MONEY.
THERE'S ONE GOOD THING ABOUT A BAD ECONOMY
IT GIVES A PERSON A REASON TO BE SELFISH.

REACTIONS SO FAR:
GRANDMA- NO WAY JOSE!

MY SISTER-YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING...AND SHE'S RICH!

MY MOM- DON'T LOOK AT ME...I'M SAVING MY MONEY
FOR MY FUNERAL.

MY NIECE THREATEN TO HAVE MY SISTER COMMITTED
IF SHE GAVE 1 DIME.
WHAT HAPPENED TO BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER?

I'M GUILTY TOO, I COULD PUT IT ON MY CREDIT CARD,
RUIN MY CREDIT AND END UP ON JUDGE MATHIS,
I CAN'T GO DOWN THAT STREET.
SORRY T, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WALK ALONE
IN THIS SITUATION.

YOU'RE ONLY 23, YOU WILL LEARN A LESSON IN ALL OF THIS,
LIKE WE ALL DO WHILE WALKING THROUGH LIFE.
I KNOW I'VE LEARN A LESSON, I BETTER KEEP MY NOSE CLEAN,
I DON'T WANT END UP IN JAIL.
WAITING FOR MY REALATIVES TO BAIL ME OUT?
I'LL BE WAITING UNTIL "THE TWELFTH OF NEVER",
AND MARRIED TO BIG BERTHA WHO WILL PROCEED TO
MAKE ME HER BITCH AND BEAT MY ASS EVERYDAY.:(