I KNOW IT'S ONLY ROCK & ROLL
BUT I LIKE IT...

I THOUGHT I WOULD LIST THE CONCERTS
I'VE BEEN TO, WHILE I STILL KINDA REMEMBER.:)

ROD STEWART: I WAS SO CLOSE THAT HIS SWEAT
TOUCHED ME, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE BELTED
OUT "HOT LEGS" I REMEMBER THIS CONCERT,
BECAUSE I WAS A NEWBIE AND DIDN'T REALIZE
THAT YOU HAVE TO BE STONED TO ENJOY ROCK & ROLL.

QUEEN: THIS SON OF A BITCH TOLD ME THESE TICKETS
WERE GREAT SEATS. QUEEN LOOK LIKE ANTS ON STAGE
THAT WAS THE FIRST AND LAST TIME I WAS RIPPED
OFF BY THE MAN.

AC/DC: I REMEMBER THIS CONCERT, I WAS SUPPOSE
TO MEET A HOTTIE THAT NIGHT. WHO I PROCEEDED
TO AVOID ALL NIGHT. HEAD BANGING ROCK&ROLL,DRUGS
AND HOTTIES,IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH! I GUESS I COULDN'T
HANDLE THE WHOLE SEX,DRUGS AND ROCK & ROLL THING,
BUT I GOT BETTER AT IT.:)

BRUCE SRINGSTEEN: THIS DUDE WON ME OVER WITH
DARKNESS AT THE EDGE OF TOWN ALBUM. I'VE BEEN TO 4
CONCERTS OF THE BOSS, I REMEMBER HIS CONCERTS
BECAUSE HE WOULD POINT THE MIKE TO THE AUDIENCE.
TO FINISH HIS SONGS.WE PASSED JOINTS AROUND, BUT
THAT WAS THE FOLLY OF YOUTH, WE REMEMBERED THE WORDS.
PROVE IT ALL NIGHT, BADLANDS, BORN TO RUN, BACKSTREETS,
FIRE AND HUNGRY HEART.
I ALSO BROKE UP A LONG REALATIONSHIP BECAUSE I
I WENT TO THE CONCERT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.:(

VAN HALEN: WITH DAVID LEE ROTH: IT WAS A TRIP TO
SEE ROTH STRUT ACROSS STAGE WITH A BOTTLE
OF JACK DANIELS IN HIS HAND. WHEN HE SUNG
JUMP IT WAS AMAZING HE DIDN'T BREAK HIS NECK.

FLEETWOOD MAC: I HAVE TO ADMIT I REALLY
LIKED STEVIE NICKS, NO NOT IN THAT WAY,
THE OTHER WAY.
ANYWAY I DON'T REMEMBER THEM SINGING MY
FAVORITE SONGS, LIKE RHIANNON& DREAMS.
I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING WEARING
MY MAC T-SHIRT.I WENT TO THE LAUNDRY
MAT WHERE MY MOM WAS.
A GIRL WALKED UP TO ME AND WAS SO
IMPRESSED THAT I HAD SEEN THE MAC,
THAT I THINK SHE WANTED TO TAKE ME
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DRYERS.
I FELT LIKE A ROCK STAR.:)

ROLLING STONES: I REMEMBER THIS CONCERT
BECAUSE I HAD A BROKEN TOE. IT WAS WALL TO
WALL PEOPLE AND OF COURSE MY TOE SUFFERED.
PRINCE WAS ON THE BILL, BUT HE WAS BOOED
OFF STAGE. I MISSED IT, BECAUSE I WAS IN THE
PARKING LOT PUKING MY GUTS OUT. PRINCE BLEW
UP BIG TIME A YEAR LATER. AN EARLIER CONCERT
CALLED "PEACE SUNDAY" FEATURED BOB DYLAN
AND A HOST OF OTHERS AT THE ROSE BOWL.

I REMEMBER BLACKS AND WHITES PASSING WINE
DOWN THE LINE. WE WERE DRINKING AFTER EACH
OTHER...BUT THAT WAS B.M. BEFORE MEXICANS.


PRINCE: I REMEMBER THIS CONCERT BECAUSE
I TOOK MY NIECE WITH ME, NOW THE PROUD
MOTHER OF 8 KIDS. THEY WANTED YOU TO WEAR
PURPLE WHICH I DID. I REMEMBER DURING PURPLE
RAIN WE WERE ALL HOLDING HANDS.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT, AND WHAT WAS
PURPLE RAIN? TO THIS DAY I STILL DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S BEEN MANY MORE CONCERTS
THAT I JUST DON'T REMEMBER,BUT I HAVE
THE TICKET STUBS.
SO I KNOW I WAS THERE.

THE CARS..."MOVING IN STEREO" WAS HYPNOTIC...
THE POLICE, I REMEMBER"EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE"
THEN I MUST HAVE PASSED OUT BEFORE "DE DO DO DO,
DE DA DA DA...I DIDN'T LIKE THAT RECORD ANYWAY.
BOB DYLAN...I DON'T REMEMBER "LIKE A ROLLING STONE"
HE MUST HAVE SUNG IT.
STEVIE WONDER...NOPE DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT
STEVIE SUNG...I HOPE HE SUNG "LIVING FOR THE CITY"
THAT WAS MY JAM.
TOM PETTY...I REMEMBER TOM WITH NICKS SINGING
"STOP DRAGGING MY HEART AROUND...AND THAT'S IT.
SCORPIO...I GOT NOTHING!
OINGO BONGO...AGAIN NOTHING
ERICA BADU & COMMON...NOTHING
THERE'S MORE.

YOUNG PEOPLE PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS
AND ALCOHOL. THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS TO
GO TO A LIL' WAYNE CONCERT AND FORGET THAT YOU
WENT, THEN AGAIN...

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