WHAT A LOVELY SUNDAY AFTERNOON,
THE PERFECT TIME TO TALK ABOUT POOP...

THEY SAY WHEN YOU FLUSH YOUR TOILET
RESIDUE COMES UP, SO COVER YOUR TOOTHBRUSHES.
DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING?

FLUSH SIT THERE AND LET THE WATER HIT YOUR
ASS,WIPE IT OFF AND FLUSH AGAIN...NEVERMIND.
EVEN AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS,
LET'S FACE IT, BY THE TIME YOU GET OUT THE
BATHROOM, YOU'RE AN E COLI CARRYING MUTHA!

YOU'RE TOUCHING THE TOILET HANDLE, THE FAUCETS,
THE DOOR KNOB AND PLUS MAYBE YOU DIDN'T WIPE
TOO WELL. SO LATER WHEN YOUR ASS ITCHES THERE
YOU GO SPREADING E COLI.
GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE, YOU'RE KILLING US SOFTLY
WITH YOUR POOP GERMS.

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