BUTT CRACKS...

IN THE LAST MONTH I HAVE SEEN TWO
WHITE BUTT CRACKS,AND THEY'RE ALWAYS
FAT BOYS. IT ISN'T A COOL LOOK ANYMORE
DICK HEADS. EVEN OBAMA ARE TELLING TEENS
TO PULL UP THEIR PANTS.

WE KNOW ABOUT PLUMMERS ASS CRACKS,
WELL THEY DO BEND PRETTY LOW...

I SWEAR THE NEXT TIME I SEE AN ASS CRACK
I'M GOING TO SCREAM "COVER THAT SHIT UP"
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR NASTY ASS,GAWD,
JEBUS, HOLY MOTHER OF SOLOMON'S SECOND COUSIN
UNCLE'S SISTER!