KIM KARDASHIAN & RAY J REVIEW...

I WANT TO START OUT SAYING I AM
NOT INTO PORN, WELL AT LEAST NOT
ANYMORE.:) YET THERE IS SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS MATCH UP THAT PEAKED
MY INTEREST.
I'VE NEVER REVIEWED A MOVIE BEFORE,
MORELESS A PORN FLICK.
WELL HERE GOES...

IT STARTS OUT WITH KIM PUTTING ON
MAKEUP AND RAY J TALKING ABOUT
HOW SHE'S GETTING READY FOR HER BIG SCENE.
THEY MADE THIS WITH THE INTENTION OF
MAKING IT PUBLIC,IT'S VERY PROFESSIONAL.

KIM WASTES NO TIME ATTACKING RAY J'S
BIG ORGAN, FOR A LITTLE DUDE HE'S HUNG
LIKE A HORSE. I SWEAR KIM CAN SUCK CHROME
OFF A BUMPER,LATER HE PAYS HER BACK WITH
SOME COLONEL ANGUS ACTION.
HE MADE HER SPILL HER WINE, MAYBE SHE WAS
FAKING I DON'T KNOW.

THE BANGING MY GAWD! EITHER KIM IS A
GREAT ACTRESS OR RAY J WAS DOING IT
AND DOING IT AND DOING IT WELL.
SHE SCREAMED,HARDER BABY,BUT HIS
PENIS KEPT SLIPPING OUT, PLUS HE
KEPT LOOKING IN THE CAMERA WHICH
WAS KIND OF CREEPY.

HE WARNS IN THE BEGINNING OF THE TAPE
THAT IF YOU INTEND TO MASTERBATE TO IT,
GO HARD.

I'VE SEEN A FEW CELEBRITY SEX TAPES,
THEY JUST SEEM TO FALL IN MY HANDS.:)

PAMELA & TOMMY
JAYNE KENNEDY &LEON
RICHARD SIMMONS & RUE PAUL
I'M STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES OVER THAT.:(

ANYWAY I GIVE THE KIM & RAY J DVD 2 THUMBS UP.
WHILE I WAS WATCHING IT, SOMETHING MOVED...;)