MY ALMOST LIFE AS A SUPERMODEL...

IN THE 70'S I WAS APPROACHED BY A WOMAN
IN A BOYS MARKET,SHE GAVE ME HER
CARD AND TOLD ME TO CALL.MY 12 YEAR OLD NEPHEW
TONY WAS WITH ME,IN REDONDO BEACH.
MY ONLY WITNESS, DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT
IN THE 80'S.I MISS YOU TONY...

SHE ASKED IF I WAS INTERESTED IN MODELING,
I WAS TALL AND SKINNY BUT I HAD ACNE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GAVE ME HER CARD,
I DIDN'T FEEL CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO
FOLLOW THAT DREAM.
I WAS SHY,AWKWARD,AND HAD SERIOUS
ISSUES.PLUS I WAS MORE INTERESTED
IN A WOMAN IN LINE THAT HAD A VERY
THICK MOUSTACHE.
I NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE , I WAS GROWING
A LITTLE FUZZ ...NOW IN MY MIND I WAS TALL
AND SKINNY,HAD ACNE AND NOW I WAS
GROWING A MOUSTACHE.
THEN I HAVE SOME WOMAN OFFERING ME A MODELSHIP.
WHY WAS SHE TORMENTING ME?IN MY MIND...
WAS I ON CANDID CAMERA?

ANYWAY, DAMN! THEY COULD HAVE SLAPPED SOME
MAKEUP & A WIG AND SHAVED MY ASS,I COULD HAVE
BEEN THE FIRST TYRA BANKS...

WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS YOU BETTER
BE READY,BECAUSE IT MAY NOT KNOCK AGAIN...