OH MY GAWD,OH MY GAWD!
I RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM
CAMP OBAMA. I'M BESIDE MYSELF,
I'VE FINALLY REACHED NIRVANA.

THEY LIKE ME,THEY REALLY LIKE ME,
NOW I KNOW HOW SALLY FIELDS FELT.
THEY THINK I'M FUNNY,MAYBE I CAN BE
THE WHITE HOUSE COURT JESTER.
I WONDER HOW MUCH IT PAYS?

I'LL KEEP YOU IN STICHES EVERYDAY,
AS LONG AS I GET TO BRING HOTTIES
TO THE WHITE HOUSE. IT IS THE ULTIMATE
CRIB.:)