OBAMA WON!
JUMPING UP AND DOWN...OUCH!

QUOTING THE LATE JAMES BROWN
McCAIN YOU'RE LIKE A DULL KNIFE
YOU JUST AIN'T CUTTIN' YOU'RE
"TALKING LOUD AND SAYING NOTHING"
YOU OLD FART!
MOST PEOPLE CAN TAKE A REGULAR FART,
BUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE MEDS YOU TAKE,
AND THE BEER YOU DRINK, WHEN YOU LET GO
IT CAN BE COMPARED TO HIROSHIMA ONLY IN
A BETTER SETTING. I'M SURPRISED THAT HE
DIDN'T PASS OUT,USING FLATULATION AS A WEAPON,
YOU'RE A WEASEL!

THE ONLY TIME YOU SMILED WAS WHEN
YOU FARTED, TRYING TO GAS A BROTHER,
THAT'S HITTING BELOW THE BELT...