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IT'S JUST EMOTION...
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS QUESTIONING MY
TASTE IN MUSIC. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD
SPILL IT.
1. WHAT SONGS MAKE YOU HAPPY?
COME AND GET YOUR LOVE-REDBONE
TIME TO GET DOWN-O'JAYS
I'VE GOT LOVE FOR MY BABY-YOUNGHEARTS
IF YOU CAN WANT-SMOKEY AND THE MIRACLES
LET'S GET IT ON-MARVIN GAYE
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT-KING HARVEST

2.WHAT SONGS MAKE YOU SAD?
BLUE BAYOU-LINDA RONSTADT
THE BEGINNING OF THE END-UNIFICS
SINCE I LOST MY BABY-THE TEMPTATIONS

3.WHAT SONGS WOULD CAUSE YOU TO SHOOT THE RADIO?
DISCO DUCK-RICK DEES
COPACABANA-BARRY MANILOW
MACARENA-LOS DEL RIO...AND
ANYTHING BY CELINE DION OR MICHAEL BOLTON

4.WHAT SONGS DID YOUR PARENTS LIKE
THAT YOU PLAYED?
NONE OF THEM, WELL THERE WERE 3 EXCEPTIONS
MOM LIKED 1999-PRINCE AND ROCKET MAN-ELTON JOHN
TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT-EAGLES
MOST OF THE TIME SHE WAS YELLING TURN DOWN
THAT NOISE!

DAD LIKED THE BLUES, I NOW SEE WHY, BEING
MARRIED TO MY MOTHER...JUST KIDDING MOM!
PLEASE DON'T CUT ME OUT THE WILL, I'M SO
LOOKING FORWARD TO INHERITING YOUR CUP COLLECTION.


5.WHAT SONGS MAKES YOU WANT TO KICK ASS?
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT-L.L.COOL J
NOTHING BUT A G THANG-DR.DRE & SNOOP DOGG
FIGHT THE POWER-PUBLIC ENEMY

6.WHAT SONGS MAKE YOU WANT TO DANCE?
CRAZY IN LOVE-BEYONCE
HOT STUFF-DONNA SUMMER
NIGHT FEVER-BEE GEES
MY PEROGATIVE-BOBBY BROWN
LIKE A VIRGIN-MADONNA

7.WHAT SONGS PULLS YOUR HEART STRINGS?
BEST OF MY LOVE-EAGLES
LA LA MEANS I LOVE YOU-DELFONICS
CAN'T GET OVER LOSING YOU-DONNIE ELBERT
IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW-CHICAGO
DEAR MAMA-TUPAC SHAKUR

8.WHAT SONGS WOULD YOUR FRIENDS MAKE FUN
OF YOU IF THEY KNEW YOU LIKED THEM?
ISLANDS IN THE STREAM-DOLLY PARDON&KENNY RODGERS
SHE'S A LADY-TOM JONES
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN-NEIL DIAMOND
LAUGHTER IN THE RAIN-NEIL SEDAKA
ICE ICE BABY-VANILLA ICE
DON'T IT MAKE MY BROWN EYES BLUE-CRYSTAL GAYLE
DANCING QUEEN-ABBA
HELLO IT'S ME-TODD RUNDGREN
MY SHARONA-THE KNACK
DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'-JOURNEY
THE LOGICAL SONG-SUPERTRAMP
DREAM POLICE-CHEAP TRICK
CUSTARD PIE-LED ZEPPELIN
LAST CHILD-AEROSMITH
FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES-GARTH BROOKS
BARBECUE STAIN-TIM McGRAW
ONCE IN A LIFETIME-TALKING HEADS
BLUE MONEY- VAN MORRISON
SWAYING TO THE MUSIC- JOHNNY RIVERS
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP-RICK ASTLEY
DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME,DAMNIT!
I'M STILL COOL.:)

9.WHAT RAP OR HIP HOP SONGS ARE YOUR FAVORITES?
IT WAS A GOOD DAY-ICE CUBE
CHILDRENS STORY-SLICK RICK
SPEND THE NIGHT -GUY
IT TAKES TWO-ROB BASE &DJ ROCK
AIN'T NO HALF STEPPING-BIG DADDY KANE
CALIFORNIA LOVE-TUPAC SHAKUR -DR.DRE
O.P.P.-NAUGHTY BY NATURE
CREEP-TLC
SHOOP-SALT & PEPPA
MY PONY-GINUWINE
HUMPTY DANCE-DIGITAL UNDERGROUND
PUMP IT HOTTIE-REDHEAD KINGPIN
BABY GOT BACK-SIR-MIX-A-LOT
WE GOT OUR OWN THANG-HEAVY D & THE BOYZ
TREAT ME RIGHT- CHUBB ROCK
BACK & FORTH-ALIYAH
TOUCH ME,TEASE ME-CASE,FOXY BROWN,MARY J. BLIGE
MAKE YOU SWEAT-KEITH SWEAT

10.WHAT SONGS DID YOU ENJOY AT LIVE CONCERTS?
HUNGRY HEART-BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
MOVING IN STEREO-THE CARS
JUMP-VAN HALEN
AC/DC-AIN'T NO FUN WAITING ROUND TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
ROD STEWART- HOT LEGS
PRINCE-LITTLE RED CORVETTE
U2-I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

11. WHAT SONGS DO YOU CRINGE AT WHEN YOU HEAR THEM,
BECAUSE THEY HAVE BAD MEMORIES?
PLEASE RETURN YOUR LOVE TO ME-TEMPTATIONS
MY FIRST LOVE,MY FIRST BREAK UP.

BUST A MOVE-YOUNG M.C.
I WAS PULLED OVER BY THE COPS IN SOUTH
CENTRAL WHILE IT WAS ON THE RADIO.I HEARD
IT THE OTHER DAY AND ALMOST PEED ON MYSELF.
THEY BUSTED A MOVE ON MY ASS!:(

SPECIAL NOTE:
I PLAYED THE NYQUIL DEFENSE CARD,
AND SQUASHED THAT NOISE. I EXPLAINED
I HAD A COLD AND HOW ALCOHOL DOESN'T
TASTE GOOD WHEN YOU'RE SICK. I HAD JUST
HAD 2 OF THOSE SMALL CUPS OF NYQUIL.

DAMN! I WAS QUICK ON MY FEET TO HAVE
JUST CONSUMED ENOUGH LIQUOR THAT
WOULD HAVE YOU CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE
AND THREATENING THE PRESIDENTS LIFE.

NOW I CAN TELL THE TRUTH IT WAS VODKA
AND I FORGET WHAT ELSE.
5 DRUNK BITCHES IN THE CAR AND I DECIDE
TO DRIVE.
FIRESTONE STATION ON 79TH AND AVALON
YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME, AND I
KNOW I APPEARED TO BE CRYING LIKE A BABY, BUT
I PLAYED YOU, AND YOU THOUGHT THOSE
WERE REAL TEARS HA!

JUST THINKING... MAYBE YOU GUYS WON TOO,
I CANNOT LISTEN TO" BUST A MOVE" WITHOUT
THINKING OF THAT FATEFUL NIGHT.
DAMN IT! THAT WAS MY JAM:(

YOUR BEST FRIEND HARRY HAS A BROTHER LARRY
IN FIVE DAYS FROM NOW HE' GOING TO MARRY
HE'S HOPIN' YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE IF YOU CAN
'CAUSE IN THE CEREMONY YOU'LL BE THE BEST MAN
YOU SAY "NEATO" ...CHECK YOUR LIBIDO
AND ROLL TO THE CHURCH IN YOUR NEW TUXEDO.

SCREW SHAKESPEARE...YOUNG M.C. RUNS RINGS
AROUND HIM.




























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