LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE...

GAWD I HATE HABITUAL LIARS,
THEY LIE FOR NO REASON. I'M
NOT SAYING I NEVER LIE, BUT IT'S
USUALLY TO GET MY ASS OUT OF TROUBLE.

SOME PEOPLE LIE JUST FOR THE HELL
OF IT. I HAVE 3 HABITUAL LIARS IN MY
LIFE,AND I DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING
THEY SAY ANYMORE.APPARENTLY THEIR
PARENTS NEVER TOLD THEM THE STORY
OF THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF.

IF THEY WERE TO TELL ME, THAT IT'S
A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE,THE SUN IS
SHINING AND THE SKY IS A PRETTY BLUE,
I WOULD GO OUTSIDE AND CHECK FOR MYSELF.
THERE HAS TO BE A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL
FOR HABITUAL LIARS, AFTER ALL THE DEVIL IS A LIAR...

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW STUPID YOU LOOK,
STOP IT ALREADY!

RELATING TO MY PREVIOUS POST.

SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME I WAS SELFISH
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT KIDS.

PLEASE! I AM HAPPY AS HELL I DIDN'T HAVE KIDS(no worries)
EVEN THOUGH I FEEL I WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT
MOTHER. MY KID WOULD KNOW E=MC2 AT 3 AND
WOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY MOZART ON THE PIANO AT 5.
BUT TRUTH BE TOLD, I'M A BIG KID,AND
I'M A HAND FULL.

BESIDES JESUS DIDN'T HAVE KIDS AND HE TURNED OUT OKAY...:)