HAWAII...

I WON A TRIP TO HAWAII IN THE LATE 80'S.
FORGET ABOUT THE LUAU, THE BLUE HAWAII'S,
HOT BUTTS DOING THE HOOLA. I WANTED TO
GET SOME OF THAT HAWAIIAN SMOKE.

MY FIRST ATTEMPT I DEALT WITH A COUPLE
OF HOME ISLAND BOYS. THEY BROUGHT ME BACK
SOME SHIT THAT LOOKED PROMISING.GAWD THEY
SCREWED ME I MIGHT AS WELL BEEN SMOKING OREGANO.

MY SECOND ATTEMPT WAS GETTING IN ONE OF
THOSE BIKE TAXI'S.I REMEMBER EVERYBODY WANTS
TO RULE THE WORLD WAS PLAYING.
HE STOPPED AT THIS SEEDY LITTLE SPOT, AND BROUGHT
ME OUT THE BOMB.I CALLED MYSELF SAVING THE SEEDS
IN MY BRA ON THE FLIGHT BACK.YEA I'M A DARE DEVIL!

LANDED IN LOS ANGELES, MY CAT WAS HAPPY TO SEE ME,
HE THREW UP ON MY BED...THAT WAS A WAY OF SHOWING
HIS LOVE. ANYWAY I COULDN'T WAIT TO PLANT MY SEEDS.
I TOOK THEM OUT OF MY BRA, AND THEY WERE SMASHED
UP. DAMN MY BIG BOOBS!:(