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A SIGN OF LOVE,SHOWERS TOGETHER?

MAYBE IT'S ME BUT I DON'T CONSIDER THAT
A TURN ON. I DON'T THINK I WOULD ENJOY
THE FILTH RUNNING OFF YOUR SEXY BODY.

I'VE DONE IT BEFORE, BUT I WAS SO STONED
I DON'T REMEMBER THE EXPERIENCE. WELL
BITS AND PARTS.

I LOOK AT A BATH OR SHOWER BEING A PERSONAL
THING, ME AND MY TOYS.I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
RUBBER DUCK,AND HE KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO.
DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

AND DON'T LET ME GET STARTED ON GOLDEN SHOWERS,
THAT'S JUST NASTY...TRY PISSING ON ME, AND YOU'RE
IN DEEP TROUBLE. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A CHRIS BROWN
BEAT DOWN...ONLY WORSE.
LIKE MY GRANDPA WILLY USE TO TELL ME,
"IT'S BETTER TO BE PISSED OFF, THAN TO BE PISSED ON"

MAYBE I HAVE A HANG UP ABOUT IT, BECAUSE AT 12
YEARS OLD I SAW MY MOM AND STEPDAD IN THE SHOWER.
HEY! I WAS LOOKING FOR MY MOMMY!

I THINK IT SCARED ME FOR LIFE, THERE WAS MY NAKED
SKINNY STEPDAD,AND MY MOTHERS BOOBS WERE HANGING OUT...
I HADN'T SEEN THEM SINCE I WAS A BREAST FED BABY.
AND NOW MY DADDY WAS DEALING WITH THEM, I COULDN'T
TAKE IT. OH GAWD! THE FLASHBACKS,I HAVE TO GO LAY DOWN NOW.

Barack Obama in '08

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