SELF LOVE...

ACCORDING TO THE STATS ON MASTERBATION
100% OF MEN DO IT, VERSES 92% OF WOMEN.
I WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO IT,I PREFER TO SAY
SOMETIMES I CHECK THINGS OUT,TO SEE IF
THEY'RE STILL WORKING PROPERLY.;)

THEY SAY TO FEEL ON YOUR BREAST TO MAKE
SURE YOU HAVE NO LUMPS,THEN PROP YOURSELF
UP AND LOOK AT YOUR VAGINA IN A MIRROR.
I CAN SEE HOW THAT CAN LEAD TO A SELF LOVE SITUATION
JUST THINKING ABOUT, I'M FEELING A LITTLE HOT!

I KIND OF GLANCED AT IT AT FIRST, THEN I TOLD MYSELF
HEY! IT'S EVERYWHERE I GO. SO I GAVE IT A GOOD LOOK
DAMN IT'S PRETTIER THAN I COULD EVER IMAGINE.
IT'S YOUR FRIEND,IT WANTS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY,
DAMN! I'VE HAD A BEST FRIEND ALL THIS TIME,
I'M GOING TO START TAKING CARE OF MY FRIENDS,
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

GOTTA GO NOW MY NEW BEST FRIEND IS CALLING.:)