A PAIN IN THE ASS...

THE DAY STARTED OUT GREAT,
THE BIRDS WERE SHINING AND
THE SUN WAS SINGING.

I WAS MAKING MY EMERGENCY KIT,
JUST IN CASE...CAN GOODS, BEEF JERKEY,
WATER,FLASHLIGHTS,ETC. ENOUGH TO LAST FOR A WEEK
BEFORE I HAVE TO START SNATCHING PURSES AND
ROBBING BANKS.

I WALKED AWAY TO DO WHATEVER AND
CAME BACK AND PLOPPED DOWN ON A CAN
OF ROAST BEEF. GAWD LORDY B. JESUS!
YOU DIDN'T KNOW JESUS MIDDLE INTIAL WAS
B. DID YOU? YOU LEARN SOMETHING EVERYDAY...
I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON, WATCH WHERE YOU
SIT. GAWD ! MY ASS HURT FOR 3 WEEKS, I THINK
I BRUISED MY TAILBONE.

IT WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR
WEEKS...AND THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING TO DO.

I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR, NO X-RAYS
OF MY ASS,PLUS IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING.
I'VE DEALT WITH THE PAIN,IF I HAD A NORMAL
BLACK GIRLS ASS I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE THROUGH THIS.
KIM KARDASHIAN'S ASS,WHAT A GREAT ASS! HER ASS
IS MESMERIZING.YEA SHE'S WHITE,BUT SHE'S AN
EXCEPTION TO THE RULE.
NOT THAT I'M GAY OR ANYTHING...

I HAVE AN AVERAGE WHITE GIRLS ASS,NO CUSHION,
BABY DON'T HAVE BACK,
DAMN MY IRISH ROOTS...:(