I'LL ALWAYS LOVE MY MAMA,BUT...

WHEN A KID GOES BAD IT'S ALWAYS MOMS FAULT,
NEVER DADS,WHY IS THAT?
I'M GUILTY FOR BLAMING MY INADEQUACIES
ON MY MOTHER.

I BLAME HER FOR EVERYTHING, MY PERIOD STARTING
IN MY JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL BIOLOGY CLASS,
IT WAS EMBARASSING.I THREW A DISSECTED FROG
ON MY LOVE INTEREST,THAT WAS
MY AFRICAN /IRISH LOVE CALL.IN MY WORLD
THROWING ANIMAL BODY PARTS ON PEOPLE WAS SEXY
I'D THOUGHT I FOUND THE SECRET TO TRUE LOVE.:)

I THINK I SAW MY MOTHER THROW A FISH AT MY
STEPDADDYS HEAD OR WAS IT A CRAB? ANYWAY I
THINK THEY HAD A GOOD TIME THAT NIGHT...
I WANTED TO GROW UP TO BE LIKE MOMMY.

MAMA SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
THAT IS NO WAY TO GET A PIECE OF ASS...MISSY!
YOU JUST DON'T THROW ANIMAL BODY PARTS AT
PEOPLE AND EXPECT THEM TO LOVE YOU. I STUMBLED
BACK TO THE CAVE,AND DREW PICTURES OF WILD
DOGS ON THE WALL,WHILE SCRATCHING MYSELF.

THANKS MOM! IT'S A LITTLE TOO LATE,THEY'RE
MARRIED WITH CHILDREN!
I BLAME HER FOR HIGH FOOD PRICES TO THE IRAQ WAR.
IT MAKES NO SENSE DOES IT?
BUT SOME HOW,SOME WAY IT'S HER FAULT...

I GUESS THAT'S A MOTHERS CROSS TO BEAR, I'M
GLAD I'M NOT A MOM, I COULDN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE.
IF ANYONE WANTS TO THROW SOME FILET MIGNON MY
WAY HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME...:)