I'M LOOKING FOR TROUBLE!

DAMN IT ALL! LAST WEEK I WAS DRINKING
A LITTLE WINE AND ORDERING ON EBAY.
SINCE I HAVE A GARDEN NOW, I'M INTERESTED
IN GROWING STUFF.

I ORDERED 10,000 RED POPPY SEEDS, THEN FORGOT
AND ORDERED 10,000 MORE.NOW I HAVE 20,000
POPPY SEEDS.
WHAT AM I ,AFGHANISTAN?

I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS GOT OUT OF HAND,
I JUST WANTED SOME POPPY TEA...GEEZ!